Recent reviews by Bath Chicken

Sit down and relax in this game as its almost impossible to lose. This is a casual game that you can play with grandma.

Have you ever dreamed of climbing on walls and searching for food while an angry old man ties to kill you? Well I have and this game has filled that void in my heart. Great game for friends to play (If you have any) and super simple controlls.

I was offered sex with a 21 year old girl today. In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of fish game. Of course I declined, because I am a person with high moral standards and strong willpower. Just as strong as Shamu, the super secret boss in ace of seafood!

In Gal*Gun you have to shoot up your school to protect your virginity. This game has one of the most innovative stealth mechanics ever invented. When playing the game if your mom comes in to give you tendies you have to quickly press the M key and the game instantly disguises itself to look like a classic final fantasy style RPG. This game can also be played with one hand so you can lay back and enjoy all the plot. Overall Gal*Gun deserves at least a 7/10 for the cool stealth gameplay.

Bought a vr headset to experience the rich plot in this game.

My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, "If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately." Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- "Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because this game gave me cancer anyway.