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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 11:54am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 12:43pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 7:21pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 7:15am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 3:25pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 1:48pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 6:40pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 7:39pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 2:24am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 3:53am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 9:48am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 2:49pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 4:32am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 11:29am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 11:32am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 11:39am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 11:47am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 12:09pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 8:07pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 7:32am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 4:40am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 6:44am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 3:57pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 3:27pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 3:27pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 3:27pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 11:32am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 11:59am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 1:16pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 6:17am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 11:30am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 11:30am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 12:02pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 7:28pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 8:02pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 8:12pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 11:29am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 12:08pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 5:47am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 11:35am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 7:20am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 11:44am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 6:23am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 7:35am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 11:41am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 7:56pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 4:43am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 5:43am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 8:12pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 7:55pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 7:59am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 5:07am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 6:13pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 4:40am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 5:56am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 4:40am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 1:17pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 10:32am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 7:07pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 7:07pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 7:33pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 11:35am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 12:20pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 8:22pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 6:05pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 12:02pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 7:59am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 12:25pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 5:43am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 6:41am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 4:34pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 7:13pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 5:08am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 7:19pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 8:12pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 6:24pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 2:24pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 2:57am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 6:49pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 10:48am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 3:05am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 5:27pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 5:07am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 6:29am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 2:10pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 6:40pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 7:45pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 6:46pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 5:15pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 6:54pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 4:53am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 4:53am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 2:27am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 4:57am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 7:11pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 1:50pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 11:25am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 5:07am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 10:42am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 8:05pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 12:57pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 6:42pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 9:51am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 4:41pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 12:57pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 10:48am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 10:41am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 6:41pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 2:59pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 2:24am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 1:48pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 11:05am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 2:12pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 2:12pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 4:19pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 5:25pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 8:51am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 2:24pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 7:00pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 7:48pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 7:51pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 7:53pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 7:35am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 5:08pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 10:31am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 12:53pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 9:38pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 3:01am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 5:56am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 6:17pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 5:51am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 12:57pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 6:48pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 2:30am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 2:31am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 7:24pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 4:32am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 4:32am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 7:36pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 4:45pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 4:42pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 4:51pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 12:35pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 11:06am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 11:29am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 12:02pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 8:06am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 5:02pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 11:25am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 10:24am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 12:38pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 5:49am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 7:42pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 10:57am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 7:25pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 6:45am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 6:14pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 9:30am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 4:47pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 5:53am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 6:27am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 6:46am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 7:53pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 8:01pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 4:48pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 4:48pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 4:52pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 4:55pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 5:14pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 5:14pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 5:14pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 5:15pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 5:21pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 5:35pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 3:27pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 2:27am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 7:46pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 10:52am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 12:56pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 10:25am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 10:53am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 4:15pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 7:41pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 6:52pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 6:53pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 6:53pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 8:04pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 8:04pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 2:30am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 5:11pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 6:41pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 8:18am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 2:39pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 7:30pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 7:58pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 2:24am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 4:42pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 6:40pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 2:31am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 2:24am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 10:56am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 2:15pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 9:30am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 2:49pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 4:59am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 5:07am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 5:48am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 2:39pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 7:46pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 2:24pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 8:02pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 2:31am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 2:15pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 7:32pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 7:07pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 4:45pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 5:46am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 5:51am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 3:34pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 3:34pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 7:53pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 8:00pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 8:18pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 8:19pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 4:28pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 5:30pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 6:41pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 6:41pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 7:43pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 12:59pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 6:38pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 2:10pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 6:19pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 7:58pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 3:25pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 5:45am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 8:32pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 2:58am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 7:54pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 7:58pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 8:13pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 3:01am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 5:14pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 5:35pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 5:36pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 12:56pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 2:42pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 2:26am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 2:29am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 2:29am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 2:30am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 5:26pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 5:30pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 4:47pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 6:41pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 6:41pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 6:41pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 5:20pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 8:39pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 5:20pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 5:35pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 5:34pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 2:23am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 5:42pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 12:52pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 2:24pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 10:00pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 2:31pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 2:34pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 3:11pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 8:04pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 3:37pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 8:01pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 8:01pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 3:37pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 7:07pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 3:58pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 7:40pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 10:10am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 5:09am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 12:58pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 2:32am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 6:44pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 6:44pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 7:54pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 6:32pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 3:11pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 9:55am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 7:31pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 5:59pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 8:10pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 2:26am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 2:26am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 5:19pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 5:23pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 6:00pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 6:01pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 6:41pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 7:35pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 2:26pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 2:27am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 5:22pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 7:36pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 4:44pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 5:45pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 7:31pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 2:17pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 3:35pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 2:26pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 2:31pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 2:28am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 2:23am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 5:36pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 8:14pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 12:05pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 3:28pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 4:19pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 2:38pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 4:29pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 2:08pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 2:08pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 7:46pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 5:57am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 6:41pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 2:05pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 8:14pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 2:27am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 6:38am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 5:46am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 4:59am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 4:35pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 2:21pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 5:37pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 5:48pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 6:41pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 6:44pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 7:34pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 7:34pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 2:35pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 2:17pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 7:44pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 9:12pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 6:00am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 6:28am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 7:25am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 6:17am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 2:24am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 10:47am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 5:28am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 2:32am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 5:13pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 5:35pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 2:27am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 12:06pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 3:34pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 6:40am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 9:16pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 7:57pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 7:42pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 3:50pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 2:17pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 6:20am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 7:34pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 3:53am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 6:39am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 3:53am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 5:44am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 7:31pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 3:00am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 5:15pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 4:47pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 6:41pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 2:34pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 2:27am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 6:17am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 8:55am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 7:59pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 5:36pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 8:32pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 2:17pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 2:24pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 7:50pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 6:20am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 5:46am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2023 @ 2:27am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 6:24am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 6:19pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 1:36pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 5:10pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 8:02pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 2:27am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 6:20am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 7:52am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 4:52am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 7:30pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 8:33pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 2:25pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 5:48pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 6:41pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 2:21pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 2:21pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 2:24pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 2:35pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 7:59pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 7:44pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 9:12pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 6:17am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 6:52am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 7:25am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 8:53am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 8:55am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 8:30pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 6:39am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 3:29pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 8:33pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 7:43pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 7:52pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 6:00am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 6:32am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 6:17am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 9:51pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 9:17pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 9:17pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 8:56am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 12:33pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 2:25am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 6:49pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 10:45am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 7:32pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 8:01pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 5:15pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 5:35pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 2:27am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 2:20pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 2:29am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 5:57am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 9:51pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 2:25am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 6:14pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 8:01pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 5:40pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 8:02pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 2:28am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 6:41pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 7:32pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 6:29am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 6:27pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 6:48pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 11:32am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 11:43am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 11:28am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 11:54am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 15 Sep @ 3:33pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 2:57am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 6:16pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 7:58pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 5:05am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 8:08pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 2:24am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 5:31pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 2:23am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 3:10am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 2:23pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 7:43pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 6:43am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 9:21am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 7:52am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 8:21pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 5:41pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 9:19pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 3:37pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 2:25pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 3:29pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 8:33pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 7:43pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 6:14am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 6:17am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 6:32am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 7:14am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 9:51pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 1:03pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2023 @ 2:28am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 4:28pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 6:50pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 7:30pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2023 @ 2:52am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 9:04am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 7:44pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 3:34pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 11:00am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 6:24am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 2:24am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 8:02pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 6:42pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 2:15pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 1:15pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 7:07pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 2:24am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 5:10pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 2:24am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 6:41pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 2:24pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 2:58am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 6:38am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 5:46am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 4:59am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 10:32pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2023 @ 5:42pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 9:31pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 8:01pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 7:59pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 7:14am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 6:36am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2023 @ 10:33am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 8:53am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 8:55am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 12:33pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2023 @ 5:51pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 2:38pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 3:20pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 12:53pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 8:15pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 1:03pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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