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2 people found this review helpful
3.5 hrs on record (3.3 hrs at review time)
It's pretty much the only way I can unironically enjoy soundcloud rap so...yeah sure
Posted 1 October, 2021.
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3 people found this review helpful
56.9 hrs on record
Early Access Review
People in the bible belt are stupid and have no redeeming qualities change my mind.
Posted 8 February, 2021.
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5.6 hrs on record (4.2 hrs at review time)
RIP the creator. Now that that's over...

Yeah, I'd definitely recommend it to fans of the point+click genre. It's pretty cute and easygoing. There isn't much to talk about, it's just good.

Protip: don't listen to music while you play the game, the game's actual OST is gorgeous.
Posted 24 January, 2021.
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24.6 hrs on record (22.4 hrs at review time)
Not as good as tower unite still good nonetheless.
Thanks Luna for buying me this.
Posted 27 November, 2020.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
104.7 hrs on record (104.3 hrs at review time)
Man why can't we have this sport
We should de-fund the New York Jets and make a rocket soccer team
Posted 12 November, 2020.
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206 people found this review helpful
29 people found this review funny
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8.7 hrs on record (4.6 hrs at review time)
In the fall of 2010, I went on a now defunct website called Stickpage.com. I played a flash game on there called "escaping the prison." I enjoyed it, even if I wasn't invested in gaming and internet culture enough to get most of the jokes.
Around a year later, they made a new game, entitled Stealing the Diamond. I played this, and similarly I enjoyed this game too. I always thought it was cool how everything except the character designs--they're stick figures.--was well drawn and fun to look at.
When they made yet another game, Infiltrating the Airship, I played it almost immediately after release. I played it TO DEATH. It never got old to me. Similarly, two years later, they made yet ANOTHER game; Fleeing the complex. It was by this point that the games had gotten popular due to Youtubers such as Markiplier and Jacksepticeye playing them.
The reason I bring all this up is to show how much of a fan service this game and this series is. The creators new that flash games were going to be extinct, so they made a bundle of their games, and even modified them. This is a game full of humor, likable characters, and even some sad moments [you've seen the memes, you know what I'm talking about]. They put way more effort into this than they had to, and for that, this game deserves all the praise in the world.

10/10.
THIS IS THE GREATEST PLANNNNNNNNNN




Posted 7 October, 2020.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
56.0 hrs on record (32.6 hrs at review time)
My girlfriend is sus she faked orgasm task
Posted 24 September, 2020. Last edited 9 November, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
331.2 hrs on record (17.7 hrs at review time)
falllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
Posted 15 September, 2020.
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13.6 hrs on record (0.2 hrs at review time)
Cassie is cute but
what is happening
Posted 8 August, 2020.
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4 people found this review helpful
1.5 hrs on record
she called me a degenerate
now i have an erection

11/10 would nut in these sexy demons' butts again
Posted 23 July, 2020.
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