my favorite discord mod :D

signed by whale. This guy is an actual discord legend

signed by phaxxy

OG Alphaconsole bro before Bakkesmod took over. I remember <3 Much love

-rep doesn't watch anime

Hello Cutie,
How are you doing? Hope u doing Great. Well, Impressing is what i describe your captivating profile as a near perfect description of what i desire in a woman, even your picture goes a long way in describing the quintessential underlying beauty any man would seek for in a woman ..I would like to know u better and be good friends.

I hope u are doing ok well i was just searching around when i found ur page and believe me its a great page u got, everything about it is great i could not just leave without letting u know how much i think u worth..........
i want u to know that u are one hell a beauty, a charming pretty mermaid, so unique,pleasant, breathtaking and so so angelic that i can.. t just stop thinking about u and what u look like always in my mind and head well i hope we talk real sooner

Only God's creations can compare to the beauty that I see in you! My Interest for you is infinite, without limits,

This guy got 5 seventh columns in my match and ended with 57 kills using only mountaintop, when can we get your tutorial vid on how to use it?

Kill yourself double grande launcher ♥♥♥♥♥♥

Hey,
So for some reason I got banned of the alpha console disocrd like 1 or 2 years back. I never noticed it until recently when I came back to rocket league. I dont remeber even writeing anything in the discord from alpha console. I miss changeing my title in RL. I would really appreceate it if a staff member could have a look maybe why I got banned or unban me. Feel free to add me on Discord under Kasax#4613 and talk to me about this situation. Or add me on steam.
Best regards Kasax

cole is a girl gamer, what are you talking about?

Yo I just looked through most of the comments on your profile. Why the heck are there so many dudes joking about you being a girl gamer? I'm confused and scared. :^(

Coal Ore

oof, a literal alabama inbred. LOL

ALWAYS blame Cole

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Dis little kitty is here for pets and love

thx for support <3

col ples

Alpha console is a virus

Always his fault
+rep

wait, wait, wait.... hold your horses... uhm... YOU'RE A GIRL GAMER?!!?! O_O Not to be a freak, but.. just when I thought you couldn't get more attractive.. you started playing video games. Nicely done, m'lady. You've just become every man's dream woman. If you had missed a couple before, now you can be sure you've got us ALL "drooling", lol.

How 🦐 many 🦐 shrimps 🦐 do 🦐 you 🦐 have 🦐 to 🦐 eat Before 🦐 you 🦐 make 🦐 your 🦐 skin 🦐 turn 🦐 pink Eat 🦐 too 🦐 much 🦐 and 🦐 you'll 🦐 get 🦐 sick Shrimps 🦐 are 🦐 pretty 🦐 rich

How 🦐 many 🦐 shrimps 🦐 do 🦐 you 🦐 have 🦐 to 🦐 eat Before 🦐 you 🦐 make 🦐 your 🦐 skin 🦐 turn 🦐 pink Eat 🦐 too 🦐 much 🦐 and 🦐 you'll 🦐 get 🦐 sick Shrimps 🦐 are 🦐 pretty 🦐 rich

Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* I went in to a pet shop. I said, "Can I buy a goldfish?" The guy said, "Do you want an aquarium?" I said, "I don't care what star sign it is."
ㅤ* They call it "pms" because "mad cow disease" was already taken.
ㅤ* My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
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Hey I found your steam through sucking a guys ♥♥♥♥ and I just wanted to say that I think we could get along real well :) I don't normally do things like this cause I'm a real gentleman :3, but do you want to maybe play a bit of RL sometime (omg I'm so embarrassed) >< I could go on my smurf so you don't have to put in that much effort, even though you're like the best and you'll probably be on top every round. When I see your name I just feel like we have this special connection that I can't describe in words, I think.. maybe we knew each other in a past life xDD like I can do the cooking and everything, you don't have to worry about that cuz I'm a real feminist, but I'll still take care of you <3 I know how to make a woman feel like a girl, but I won't do anything that freaks you out, just say one word and I'll stop so so fast! I can't believe I'm writing this all out to you >< !! Even if you reject me it's all worth it just for you, my wuv <3 (plz reject me !!)

Hey I found your steam through a mutual and I just wanted to say that I think we could get along real well :) I don't normally do things like this cause I'm a real gentleman :3, but do you want to maybe play a bit of RL sometime (omg I'm so embarrassed) >< I could go on my smurf so you don't have to put in that much effort, even though you're like the best and you'll probably be on top every round. When I see your name I just feel like we have this special connection that I can't describe in words, I think.. maybe we knew each other in a past life xDD like I can do the cooking and everything, you don't have to worry about that cuz I'm a real feminist, but I'll still take care of you <3 I know how to make a woman feel like a girl, but I won't do anything that freaks you out, just say one word and I'll stop so so fast! so maybe just consider me? I can't believe I'm writing this all out to you >< !! Even if you reject me it's all worth it just for you, my wuv <3 (plz don't reject me !!)

Hey I found your steam through a mutual and I just wanted to say that I think we could get along real well :) I don't normally do things like this cause I'm a real gentleman :3, but do you want to maybe play a bit of RL sometime (omg I'm so embarrassed) >< I could go on my smurf so you don't have to put in that much effort, even though you're like the best and you'll probably be on top every round. When I see your name I just feel like we have this special connection that I can't describe in words, I think.. maybe we knew each other in a past life xDD like I can do the cooking and everything, you don't have to worry about that cuz I'm a real feminist, but I'll still take care of you <3 I know how to make a woman feel like a girl, but I won't do anything that freaks you out, just say one word and I'll stop so so fast! so maybe just consider me? I can't believe I'm writing this all out to you >< !! Even if you reject me it's all worth it just for you, my wuv <3 (plz don't reject me !!)

-rep not Brazilian

+rep weird ass ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

How 🦐 many 🦐 shrimps 🦐 do 🦐 you 🦐 have 🦐 to 🦐 eat Before 🦐 you 🦐 make 🦐 your 🦐 skin 🦐 turn 🦐 pink Eat 🦐 too 🦐 much 🦐 and 🦐 you'll 🦐 get 🦐 sick Shrimps 🦐 are 🦐 pretty 🦐 rich

+rep best catfish, can't believe people actually believe you're a guy LMAO

+rep awesome dude thanks for signing my profile and adding me. <3

IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦 10+ back: Daddy😛😛💕💕💦👅👅

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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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+rep, fast trader!

Alpha console is a virus

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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life.

Hey there baby. ;)

Good to meet you sir!

Cole.

Wanted to add because you know Grizz, also because I like meeting new folk.

signed by chellchee

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👼 daddy's ❤💦🍆 little fidget spinner💫 when daddy 💞 feels horny he lifts 🚚 me up☝️ and puts me on🔛 his huge 😩💦♥♥♥♥🍆 and I spin 🌀 and spin 🌀 whirrrrrr 😳😳I get🉐 so🆘 dizzy💫 but daddy💞 keeps spinning 💫 me untill I squirt⛲⛲ leaving me all wet💦 and his cummies 🍼🍼 are all inside💠 me😳 god I'm such a😳 spinny 😵dizzy😵😵 little slut for daddy!

Alpha Console is a virus

+rep best human on earth
Krappachino

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If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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Can u sign my profile ?

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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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