Love hags. Befriend hags. Hug a hag from behind. Pomf a hag into your bed. French kiss a hag. Hold hands with a hag. Put an engagement ring on a hag's finger. Cook hags nice food. Watch movies with hags. Make hags wear youthful clothing. Missionary position with a hag. Record love making with a hag. Eat out a hag. Resurrect a hag's womb. Mating press hags. Impregnate hags. Marry hags. Have children with hags. Drown hags in love. Grow old with hags. Sexo with hags.