Recent reviews by Ben

I didn't know myself before I discovered this game.

I used to be a lonely incel, now I know I have so many more furry waifu's who want me more than I could ever know.

Like having a real girlfriend, you have to earn the respect that the characters give you. It not a one-way relationship like the internet would like you have to believe.

I feel like I've truly become my own self having played this game, and I thank IR Studio for making this.

3/10

Many many issues with this. FYI I've only been playing the campaign in coop.

The coop is P2P, and player input is server side. This means that if you have a ping of 200ms, every time you shoot it's going to take 200ms for your gun to fire. Already this makes the game unplayable if you're not playing on LAN.

The game constantly desyncs, with no way to reset it. Nothing better than getting to the end of a 3 hour mission and having your partner just drop out of the game.

The geometry of the new graphics do not match the collision boxes of the world. You can be shooting from behind cover and not be doing any damage only to switch graphics modes and find you've been shooting at a wall the whole time.

So many basic things that are wrong with this game, and that's just the technical issues.

As a last off minor issue, when you die and spectate your coop partner, you're stuck to one third person camera angle. Why.

Interesting idea, but it just seems like super meat boy with worse movement and a 30fps lock. The ink mechanic seemed interesting at first, until it just becomes tedious, having to die a few times just to see the map. Not awful, but if you want a game like this just go for super meat boy. Did everything they tried here but better.

I loved the original Frog Fractions, and was very excited to play Frgo Fractions 2. Once you finish Glittermitten Grove, the game throws you into TXT WORLD!, which is where Frog Fractions 2 starts.

It starts off being a little funny, where the sword you can't unequip gets in the way of you moving through the environment, or collectable gems getting in the way when your inventory is full.

These things become very old, very fast, and what you're left with is a game that's annoying to play. I get that this is what the developer was going for, but the game just isn't fun. I would rather play Glittermitten Grove than Frog Fractions 2.

There were some fun minigames, but from what I could tell you can't replay any of them, and you get tossed back into txt world again before you can even finish them.

Is Glittermitten Grove fun? Yeah. Maybe worth $5 or so. Frog Fractions 2 on the other hand, isn't worth the time it takes to play it.

Coming from somebody who loved lovely planet, this feels like a dumbed down version. The lack of a y axis for aiming and every level being flat makes this game seem much slower paced than the first. Definitely does not have the same feel at all.

Zero content, buggy, never going to be updated. 10/10

Fun time sink. Only problem is some of the puzzles accept multiple solutions and you have to guess the "correct" one, but it's free so whatever.

True to the series, great UI, great controls, very frustrating.

relaxing

would not recommend. If you are an altair fan, DEFINITELY would not recommend. Very very poor story. Chapter 8 shouldn't even be there, feels like a space filler. The ending is crap (if you actually buy this nonsense be prepared for something similar to the end of assassins creed 2). The worst part of the game to me was the 5 gates where you could get to see desmonds past. Utter crap. Really boring, really badly told. This has got to be the smallest city they've ever made, too. It's rediculously small. You spend most of the time as Ezio, by the way, and only get to see altair 6 times for around 5 - 10 minutes each. Shortest game so far in the series, yet for some reason more expensive then the games before it, which were much better. In short, don't play this game. For those who wish to skip this game and go to 3, here is the story line in a nutshell. Spoilers.

the world will end soon and you have to find out how to stop it. Yes, that's the whole thing. Yes, that was all in the last 5 minutes of gameplay. Yes, this game has a terrible story (find 5 keys. Whoopie!!).