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Hey whats up guys, its ShortcutBaconMan here, and we have a bunch of new external butchers supplying our steady income of prime meats. Screw those long cut tryhards and stick with short and sharp pig meats.
Dont worry, i have a bunch of vegan friends and they dont even talk to me, thats how much i care for non-meat eaters, and how much they care about ME.
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Little Mouse

hey just wanted to say that you're so cute lol im having trouble writing this messge cus im scared ull reject me lol ur just so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ huggable >w<, but ya do u wanna go out sometime lol i was thinkin maybe we can goto starbucks and we can go bird spotting together, maybe watch funny fail videos or PewDiePie on my iPhone in the coffee shop while we romantically stare at each other for hours stragiht >w< don't get me wrong i like sex but you look like the type of person i'd just romantically be with and forget all about sex and just give you a snog daily :3

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