>Be 1521
>Plundering with me crew
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>Hector calls "Git ovar here, eye see something ye might be likin' "
>Hobble me way ovar to Hector
>"Looky 'ere"
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>It be a fuh-ckeen 4 barreled blunderbuss
>Can't Chester walks over, wonderin' what the fuss be about
>Eye patch flies off
>"GIMME THAT!"
>Takes the abomination of a gun away from Hector
>Cap'n fiddles with the powder bag
>Accidentally pulls all 4 triggers
>ScurveydogsFW half the ship was blown off and 4 of the crew where but a fine mist

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

♥♥♥♥ you guys 👬, you 👀 for some reason hate 😡 furries 😾🙈🐺 and they haven't done ♥♥♥♥ 🙅🚫💩 to you. The mods 👸🤴👨‍❤️‍👨 here ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥🍑🍆 suck ass 🐘🍑 and you all 👎 are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stupid😵. Go suck 👄👅a fat ♥♥♥♥ 🐓🐓🍆.

Edit: You are all a buck 💵 of fat 👐 ♥♥♥♥♥ who sit 💺 in your mothers🤰 basements eating 😩 junk food 🍟🍔🌮 and getting ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fat an stupid😤. This group sucks 🎈👄 ♥♥♥♥ 🍆 and all of you👥 are ♥♥♥♥♥🐈🐈🐈. 🗣️This has been a PSA 📢

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