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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:51pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:32am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:32am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:36am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:36am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:41pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:41pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:41pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:29am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:09am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:09am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:46am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:49pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:32am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:36am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:36am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:36am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:41pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:41pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:09am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:09am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:09am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:57pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:44pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:32am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:32am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:32am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:41pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:09am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:32am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:36am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:33am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:36am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:46pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:36am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:44am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:37pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:36am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:36am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:36am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:42pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:30am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:36am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:42pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:09am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:36am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:42pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:09am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:14pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:30am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:46am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:47am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:47am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:49pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:36am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:36am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:36am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:33am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:37am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:18am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:42pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:10am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:10am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:37am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:10am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:42pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:31pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:31pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:10am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:42pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:18am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:47am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:42pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:28pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:57pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:37am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:37am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:42pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:10am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:30am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:36am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:31pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:31pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:29pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:29pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:03am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:29pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:03am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:31pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:42pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:41pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:42pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:47am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:47am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:47am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:42pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:47am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:47am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:29pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:47am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:47am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:17pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:29pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:16pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:18am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:37am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:29pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:29pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:29pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:29pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:29pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:29pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:37am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:42pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:47am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:29pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:18am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:30am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:10am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:30am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:29pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:29pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:29pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:10am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:47am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:29pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:29pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:06am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:36am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:31pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:31pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:33am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:33am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:37am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:42pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:42pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:47am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:33am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:37am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:42pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:18am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:47am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:33am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:41am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:42pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:47am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:47am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:15pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:15pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:37pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:19pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:16pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:19pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:10am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:18am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:11am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:31pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:47am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:47am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:47am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:47am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:47am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:16pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:11am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:15pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:16pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:19pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:42pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:31am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:18am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:10am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:10am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:15pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:15pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:11am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:18am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:42pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:18am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:16pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:47am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:31pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:17pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:20pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:33am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:18am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:31pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:31pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:31pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:31pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:31pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:31pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:36am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:31pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:31pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:17pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:17pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:20pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:12am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:12am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:46am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:31pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:31pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:31pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:31pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:31pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:17pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:20pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:20pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:26pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:12am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:12am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:20pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:12am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:20pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:20pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:20pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:27pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:27pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:12am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:12am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:18am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:12am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:50am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:06am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:36am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:31pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:31pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:31pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:31pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:31pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:31pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:31pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:31pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:42pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:45pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:42pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:47am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:46am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:31pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:31pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:20pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:27pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:12am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:31pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:20pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:36am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:47am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:31pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:31pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:20pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:31pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:31pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:31pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:31pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:20pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:20pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:27pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:27pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:12am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:12am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:12am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:36am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:36am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:31pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:20pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:20pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:20pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:27pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:12am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:12am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:12am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:07am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:36am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:32am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:32am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:24am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:20pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:20pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:13am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:13am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:56am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:36am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:24am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:47am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:46am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:20pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:13am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:36am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:20am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:06am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:36am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:45pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:13am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:27pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:20pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:27pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:27pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:13am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:13am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:13am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:36am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:36am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:32am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:25am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:25am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:45pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:31am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:47am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:46am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:31pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:31pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:20pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:13am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:13am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:32am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:25am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:31pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:20pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:36am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:36am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:13am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:11am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:47am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:46am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:31pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:31pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:17pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:27pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:13am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:36am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:25am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:31pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:27pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:25am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:17pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:31pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:25am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:13am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:13am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:13am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:13am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:36am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:36am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:32am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:25am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:25am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:18am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:36am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:36am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:37am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:25am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:33pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:33pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:33pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:47am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:15pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:31pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:17pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:21pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:13am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:37am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:45pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:33pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:33pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:33pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:33pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:31pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:13am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:33pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:31pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:13am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:31pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:21pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:33pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:33pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:33pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:33pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:33pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:33pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:33pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:33pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:57pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:51pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:51pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:31pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:31pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:26pm

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:31pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:31pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:31pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32pm

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32pm



Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.