I will bring this Comments Section back to its Christian friendly Origins.
Here is a reading from Ezekiel:
There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
Ezekiel 23:20

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-"Dobby will have to punish himself most grievously for coming to see you, sir"

-rep u can hear the bastard breathe in the mic, as he struggles to get air into his lungs. Probably due to extreme overweight

This guy is a vegetarian who loves to gym in the comfort of his toilet with gigantic dumbells as big as a char siew bao. He sweats a lot and often drinks chocolate protein shakes. His protein shakes are homemade and they are made with diarrhoea, brocoli, celery, salary and goat breast milk. He goes to schools to pick up female diarrhoea which he claims as chocolate and puts it in a blender with all the other ingredients to make his favourite protein shake. He has such humungous muscles that he can shake his protein shake in a bottle at a speed of 100 shakes per 69 minutes and he kisses his muscles goodbye and goodnight before he sleeps everyday.

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.