Why hello there, voyeur to my profile. May I interest you with a spot of tea? Or if it is hunger that grips your belly, I also have some scones on offer. Please, sit. No, no, you can keep your shoes on; mi casa es su casa. So what brings you to my humble abode? What's that? You want to know a little bit about me? My goodness, friend, that is a very broad subject. Let's see here... I'm domineering, overbearing, and more than a little annoying. But hey, that's just me.