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the final 6 hours had me in tears trying to comfort myself and since finishing it i haven't touched it because i don't want to undo everything to do a bad ending so i'll never find out what actually happens

thank you for emotionally stunting me omocat i will now buy 300 of your shirts and a picture of a peanut


EDIT: i forgot to mention this but i beat this game a year ago and i don't think i've recovered still

Is Miller okay?

Bethesda didn't make it

Isn't that enough of a reason?

no?

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Get the game anyways, it's good

Postal 2 is a friendly, happy-go-lucky story about a loving husband doing chores for his loving wife, from going to get milk to getting a signed autobiography of Gary Coleman (rip). Along the Friendly Dude's travels, he makes new friends (and enemies, the corrupt law enforcement being one of them). Help the Friendly Dude prove his love to his wife in his Wacky Weekend of Wild Chores and Weird Wanderers in this wild and wonderful game!

Disclaimer: No cats, dogs or people have been harmed in the making of this review.

EDIT: I beat the game yesterday. I would like to ask Jeff Van Dyck, Sound Designer of this game the following question; WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ WERE YOU THINKING.

This game made me realise I'm a masochist.


This game is evil. It's the worst game ever made, it's truly the stuff of nightmares. So much so that my nightmares shiver in fear from just acknowledging its existence. I don't play a lot of good horror games but Alien: Isolation is definitely both the best and worst. The atmosphere is bone chilling; it feels like I'm one of the only survivors on this ship, but I know I'm not alone at the best of times. There's a lot of pressure to be had in playing this game, and being the weak coward I am I've chosen to hide for most of the time.

Needless to say Alien: Isolation has really set the bar for what an actual horror game is.
This wasn't the most constructive review but I guess you could just say that I've had anxiety attacks playing this game and that's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ amazing, outstanding even. Considering this was the developer's first attempt at a horror game I really hope they're proud of themselves because they've outdone themselves.

Tl;dr this game is great and I hope you like anxiety because you'll be suffering from it the entire time you're playing.

This game is really good, I love it!
The game is as difficult and fun as you would expect and there's a lot of exploring to be done. I've only defeated the second boss as I'm writing this but I've really enjoyed it so far. I'm pretty sure I bought this game like 17 hours ago or something but I've spent a lot of time playing already so I'm sure that's got to count for something. :)

There aren't a lot of sound options and the Warlock is pretty hard to hear so I can't turn his voice up in the settings which kinda sucks, but the game is really fun. Is the head bob returning with a slider setting as well?

Buy the game, it's fun and it's good



EDIT: Since I originally reviewed this game, I've played quite a few DOOM clones or whatever people want to call them nowadays. The game is quite still quite fun, though finding secrets to me feels like humping walls for half the level and killing things for the other half. And, just for the record, I'm continuing my save from where I left off, at the boss stage of the fourth area; the city's massive tank.

With an overabundance of weapons, it feels like in the later portion of the game you're only going to rely on your new weapons instead of all weapons, which is a shame since I upgraded many weapons only to find out the plasma beam? was so broken I could kill almost anything without trying - in combination with the thunder blast magic thing. That's not a bad thing in the slightest though; very fun. It's just a shame that the early-game weapons are nothing more than just that: early-game weapons. It's also quite a hassle to switch weapons, and it's kind of hard to see which weapon I've switched to. There have been multiple occasions where I've frantically scrolled for weapons because I couldn't tell which one I was using, which is quite frustrating.

The magic mechanic is pretty fun, though I only bought two spells; the thunder blast one and the shield one. Some of the spells just seem kind of useless, like a magic dynamite spell for the price of dynamite ammo, or a spell that makes everyone take or do? double damage; including the Warlock. I'm not sure if that's much of a high risk; high reward spell to use because it honestly doesn't really sound like it. When I first picked this game back up again I had hoped for a health regen spell, but anyone can maintain a good amount of health if they just follow the FROMsoftware game advice: 'git gud'.

Some of the music in the game is great, really nice kick to it - but I'd say it's overall a mixed bag. Some stages have songs that slap hard with a metal soundtrack and a badass feeling, it really reinforces that the Warlock is a badass - yet insane - individual. But other tracks feel more like noises slapped together in a rhythmical way which isn't very enjoyable in my opinion.

With the sequel on its way, I'm curious and excited to see which direction this series will take. Project Warlock is a very clear love letter to the FPS games of yesteryear, but I can't help but feel that this holds the game back from being like those games. The following is quite confusing and contradictory, but it doesn't feel like an FPS game from the 90s, but it also has a similar feeling to those games. I'm not entirely sure how to explain it, it's something for curious people to discover for themselves.

In short, this game is a very fun throwback to classic 90s FPS games with a pretty fun magic mechanic, some good music and some really great late-game weapons. I definitely recommend it for anyone who wants to give it a go, but you could also wait for PW2 to play once that releases.

YES
I wanted this game for the gameplay because Shoot 'Em Ups are great but also the women are YES
I love the art style and the aesthetic of the game, it's good ♥♥♥♥ fam. Thicc is justice, thicc is absolute.

#familyfriendly #christianchannel

Trove was a great game. I truly enjoyed the time I spent playing the game. Now, I say that, but it's all in past tense. Trove is not a great game. I don't enjoy the I spend playing the game, The game is more broken and full of ♥♥♥♥♥ than a collapsed and constipated anus.

The rubberbanding in this game is absolutely ridiculous. The player character cannot move more than an inch before the lag rubberbanding come in to give you the most painful fellatio ever. NPC enemies would stop their animations and continue moving, or just stop altogether. Killing them or damaging them won't help, they're completely buggered.

Trove is like a toilet. The content is ♥♥♥♥, and it's forced out, much like the process of excreting. However, the creators of this game are much like rude guests who refuse to flush their ♥♥♥♥ and wait for some poor sod to come in and do it for them (calling it now). The ♥♥♥♥ just keeps rising until the toilet just overflows with bodily fluids. Bugs just keep building up to the point where you've got bugs as old as the toilet that don't go, purely because the rude guests couldn't flush the toilet and clean up after themselves.

I don't recommend this game. Don't get it unless you're that desperate to play a game.

Also, you're selling the game's soundtrack? Why? The soundtrack is trash! You might as well not have any music in the game. Not that you can play anything from YouTube though. Doing that makes the playback all messed up. It's like the developers don't want you to listen to good music or play good games.

If you really want a good gaming experience, get a game like Bioshock, Alien:Isolation or maybe a Zelda game. Heck, Breath of The Wild came out a few days ago didn't it? I don't own it, but I still recommend BOTW over this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of a 'game'.

I've played a lot of games since I've started. I've never regret sitting here and spending like 30 minutes of life playing a game.

1). There's no mute button which sucks because...
2). The music is terrible. Not just because it's dubstep, just in general.
3). Pilotwings Resort has a better story than this game.
4). It's boring and repetitive.
5). Controls are okay, but slippery as all bollocks.
6). Zombies. Like, really? Why not something creative? Something like flying turtle goats with horse legs? Weird, but there's some effort put into the idea.
7). Waste of time. Had a better time watching SoFloAntonio (that says a lot).
8). I also had a better time playing Sonic Boom for Wii U.

Don't buy this game. Don't get this game. Don't look at this game.
I didn't even buy this. I just got a code and attempted to play it with a positive approach. If you want to play something that IS worth your time, buy something like BEEP. BEEP is actually interesting.
Though, I must say, my favourite part of the game was definitely press ALT+F4 on it.

10/10 would press ALT+F4 again

You'll have more fun killing your friends IRL than play this game. It's terrible. The controls are annoying, the sprite work is badly done, the tune that plays is terrible and there is no music outside of the title screen. I bought this when there was a sale for it, it wasn't even worth the little I payed for it. Don't waste your money.

EDIT: I just thought I'd add this in but I bought this game with a positive mindset. I thought the reviewers were too skeptical of the game. I was wrong. Very, very wrong. Developer, please read this. I know you tried. I respect you for that. But next time, get some extra people in. If you want, I can do some of the spriting free of charge, just talk to me about it and we can sort something out.