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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 10:55am

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:16am

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 10:40am

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 5:44pm

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2020 @ 5:17pm

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 5:52pm

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 5:52pm

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 5:54pm

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 12:22pm

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 7:41pm

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 12:29pm

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 2:05pm

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 2:28pm

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 3:48pm

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 5:28pm

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 3:42pm

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 4:03pm

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 7:33pm

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 10:31am

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 12:37pm

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2020 @ 3:14pm

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2020 @ 3:04pm

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 12:33pm

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 12:53pm

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 2:41pm

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 4:23pm

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 4:38pm

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 5:00pm

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 5:04pm

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:04am

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 12:32pm

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 12:07pm

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 7:37pm

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 4:41pm

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 7:43pm

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 5:22pm

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 7:46pm

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 2:36pm

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2020 @ 3:10pm

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2020 @ 3:19pm

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2020 @ 5:07pm

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2020 @ 10:29am