please reply to mummy xx

charLes please answer mums texts

93.3 hours on farming simulator games this week. embarrassing. reply to my texts you fat neek

+ rep bought me maccies, called me fat and helped me gain weight

-rep no headphones

Would you care to join me for some CS go potato salad? For charity :)

AUTISTIC KID

just awesome <3

wh

Top 5 JerkOff lotions

Vasaline - Something you might find lying around your house, Convenient easy to use.
*(May cause balanitis as its a petroleum-based product)
9/10

Dove Lotion - Pretty smooth almost use this on a day-to-day basis. smooth, fast, and
efficient.
9.5/10

Peanut Butter - Makes yo ♥♥♥♥ feel creamy and soft and jerking off with it is a pretty relaxing experience, Make sure to get the one without chunks as they might slip down your urethra
10/10

Razor Blades - This is for sigma males ONLY, It Might make you circumcised if you aren't already idk.
itsbleeding/10

Liquid Uranium - Uranium melts at 1100c so you're going to need to figure out how to get to that temperature, but other than that its a pretty fire experience, might give you superpowers or an extra ♥♥♥♥ or two
elephantsfoot/10

The Queen is well and alive in America.

Hey, it's me, Queen Elizabeth. Charles sent me to a deserted island so he could be King. I don't have access to my royal money so please cashapp me $300 so I can get back to the UK.

Tea and biscuits 🇬🇧!

- rep she is bully

- rep

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are :^)

+lovely trainstation trains over at train station

+rep train station babe

+rep piggy

Poos when sober cos angry

isis woglet

-rep slide couldn't take the mass of my foneless batty

+rep made me a slide

+rep bloody legend innit

+rep drives when survives cuz CHAMPION

Max, Max, Max, super Max, Max
Super, super Max, Max, Max
Super Max, Max
Super, super Max, Max, Max
Super Max, Max
Super, super Max, Max, Max
Super Max, Max

Ik mis geen race, heb schijt aan m'n centen
Ik zie Max z'n mooiste momenten
Hij is de king van Barcelona
Rijdt alles zoek van Spa tot Monza
De geur van rubber, en smeltend asfalt
Ik juich als Max weer een voorbij knalt
Zijn inhaalacties zijn bijzonder
Het is een baas, een wereldwonder

Jo ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ho, niet meer normaal
Hij is een held, en gaat maximaal
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bizar, een fenomeen
Hij gaat naar de top, Max is de nummer 1
Jo ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ho, niet meer normaal
Hij is een hеld, en gaat maximaal
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bizar, een fenomeen
Hij gaat naar de top, Max is dе nummer 1
[Bridge: Olav Mol]
Bizar! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bizar!
Jaren zit je naar dingen te kijken en te hopen
En daar is 'ie
Max Verstappen in de laastste bocht, in Barcelona
YoHé, YoHo!

ˢʷᵉᵃᵗˢ ʷʰᵉⁿ ʳᵘⁿˢ ᶜᵘᶻ ᶠᵃᵗ

-rep name stealer

tea sipping bastard

-rep
Stitched me up on hardcore survival mode minecraft.
I will never get my level 30 character back agan

https://closeronline.co.uk/celebrity/news/who-is-harvey-price/

Harvey your mum has massive tits

What's black and screams?

Harvey price answering a clothes iron

-rep ♥♥♥♥♥♥

-rep sweats when runs cuz fat

+rep for no reason at all

-rep scammed me outside of spar for my select convenience

-rep scammed me outside of select convenience for my packet of crisps

+rep ding dong

-rep donated all my skins to Mind and deleted me on the facebooks - boo hoo bubby, got my crying you absolute chimp

-rep has orangutan farm and he makes them fat and forces them to carry him to global elite. Not very poggers with the orangutans

ATTENTION >>> you have been randomly selected to participate in my ‘’My Penis test.com’’ Free travel and accommodation has been awarded to user ‘’Charles’’ Come to our lab in sExeter and experience my penis machine today! Shower, take your clothes off and stand naked with your business end facing my machine, a robot penis will pop out and do its thing, you will then be awarded credits based on your buss, keep in mind the penis is definitely a new synthetic prototype ♥♥♥♥ (its definitely not my ♥♥♥♥) >>>>>get your Whiteboatman pocket puss promo codes here >>>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDii1Iueops&ab_channel=Beowulf <<<<< Remember to cash in credits for the big anime blowout coming next Wednesday