I apologize for the horrific formatting. Steam has a cap of 1000 characters on comments to gamer girls. how sexist!

hey, I'm really sorry to bother you on such a clear night but I have a really important question. you see tomorrow is my last day on earth and you are the only one who could make it the greatest night ever. I know you have no idea who I am but I sure know who you are. you see I have been watching *ahem* I mean closely stalking *whew* I mean you caught my attention a while back and I have been utterly infatuated by the fact that you and I are both on this wonderful rock together. So now that I have your attention I believe that I have planned the most wonderful night together! We can first start off with getting dinner in VR chat I found the perfect restaurant run by the most drop-dead gorgeous anthropomorphic animals in the entirety of VR chat. Then after a wonderful dinner, we can stop by the ice cream world. Do you know that one scene in Zootopia where the elephants scoop ice cream with their trunks? well, it's like that but it's an elephant girl in a two-piece. Exotic!

finally, after we are all filled up with food we can hop off VR chat and meet up IRL. you see I am actually in a van outside your house right now. So it only makes sense that the two of us as my last minutes tick down look up at the stars and realize that maybe through all this time that we were meant to bet together you see it all makes sense have you seen any rom-com ever? I'm like Ryan Gosling in The Notebook or Ryan Gosling in La La Land and who can turn down Ryan Gosling? I hope that in this time of uncertainty, my memory can be a rock for you to look back on when times get rough, and when I'm upstairs with the big guy I can reminisce on all the wonderful times we spent together. I best be letting you go now oh how it pains me knowing that I will have to be away from you for so long but alas I must prepare for tomorrow. I sure do hope you will join me. BTW the dinner reservation is non-refundable and in your name. I hope you don't mind I sort of failed the credit check.

sup bro, lets play together, send me a friend request pls

still not enough >:)

hey i died twice to fall damage ty