I was born In a massive explosion Following the big bang. yes there was a second explosion known as the large bang, which was not as big as the big bang, but I assure you it was quite large. As I hurtled through space for 13.7 billion years I met a lot of nice people on the way. I met some rocks, 400 billion suns, waldo, Anne frank, and even Amelia Earhart. But then my flying days were over when I finally hit something, it was a place called the earth. But there was no life on it yet. Oh no, that's where I came in. You see as I hit the earth, I had so much momentum that The rocks I collided with turned to jelly. Which then slid into the water and became jelly fish, the first animals to live on earth. So then I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ around for a billion years. Lets skip to the soviet era, where I was working at Chernobyl power station. I was playing pattle ball in the reactor, when the string to my ball snapped. It then Hit the engineer On duty whose job it was to monitor the reactor. He then dropped his Starbucks coffee onto the control panel. which resulted in a massive explosion which rocketed me into space, where thankfully I was caught by the moon. where I now currently reside and make my home Because of the astounding internet speeds, Hot moon women, and the great neighborhood.