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31.9 hrs on record (31.1 hrs at review time)
It's old, it's still good. Remember your nostalgia goggles.
Posted 11 December, 2023.
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8.8 hrs on record
The game is absolutely beautiful even given its age and the movement is so fluid.
Posted 19 November, 2023.
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4.1 hrs on record (0.4 hrs at review time)
It's... okay. The jiggle physics are too extreme and the "toggles" to adjust them don't work. The sex positions are okay, the camera doesn't particularly behave during the sex scenes. The movement animations need a total overhaul, they're serviceable but generally bad. The voice acting is bad, full stop.

Combat's kinda so-so, you feel very fragile even if you use cover. It's a lot of diving for cover and waiting to recover then popping out again.

Overall I give the game a 5/10, get it on sale if you enjoy third person shooters with sex scenes.
Posted 30 June, 2023.
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2.8 hrs on record (2.3 hrs at review time)
It's not bad, solid gunplay, melee action is pretty good too. The graphics are GORGEOUS and run well at max even on an older graphics card. A couple of the bosses feel really overpowered even on the lowest difficulty. The end jumps out of nowhere but sets up NG+ nicely.

I played it with mouse and keyboard (as I do with all FPS's) but it has native controller support.

Overall, get it on sale if you're interested. DLC is just cosmetics and the OST, so it's up to you whether or not you want to spend money on them.
Posted 13 March, 2023.
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23.3 hrs on record (21.8 hrs at review time)
It's pretty good, it's no Armored Core, but if you like horde shooters it's pretty good.
Posted 17 January, 2023.
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1,159.4 hrs on record (1,043.3 hrs at review time)
Buy the Ultimate Edition and stop reading reviews, this game is amazing!
Posted 4 December, 2022.
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207.2 hrs on record (8.5 hrs at review time)
It's pretty good, better than I expected.
Posted 15 February, 2022.
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4.1 hrs on record
This is a great game, the puzzles are amusing across the board, although a few are a little obtuse. I still don't much care for the insult sword fighting, but some of them are kind of funny. Graphics are a little dated, but the animations are often funny.

I recommend it, although beware that nostalgia goggles are a thing.
Posted 27 January, 2022.
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7.5 hrs on record (6.1 hrs at review time)
It's still pretty good, bit dated graphically, but it works on Win10 x64 as of Jan 2022.

I admit I'm kind of bad at it, but the Sandbox mode allows you to play around as much as you like to make efficient rail systems and learn the terrain system. Music's good too, there's enough that it doesn't grate on you.
Posted 27 January, 2022.
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10.7 hrs on record (0.6 hrs at review time)
Best way to play FF3 outside of running it on an NES emulator. Game's easy to break if you know how to manipulate the job system.
Posted 4 July, 2021.
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