On average, nearly 20 people per minute are physically abused by an intimate partner (probably Amber Heard) in the United States. During one year, this equates to more than 10 million women and men (probably Johnny Depp) which means they really should get good (this is a joke so /s)

Chang Tent retired from living at the age of old, surrounded by family and natural causes. A librarian from birth, Chang was an avid collector of dust. She had a sweet heart and married her high school. She loved having hobbies and helping her sons to be disadvantaged youths. She had no horses but thought she did. The church gave her a choir because she sang like bird and looked like bird and Chang was a bird. She owed us so many poems.

The funeral will be held in 1977 at heaven. In lieu of flowers, send Chang more life.