Instalar Steam
iniciar sesión
|
idioma
简体中文 (chino simplificado)
繁體中文 (chino tradicional)
日本語 (japonés)
한국어 (coreano)
ไทย (tailandés)
Български (búlgaro)
Čeština (checo)
Dansk (danés)
Deutsch (alemán)
English (inglés)
Español de Hispanoamérica
Ελληνικά (griego)
Français (francés)
Italiano
Bahasa Indonesia (indonesio)
Magyar (húngaro)
Nederlands (holandés)
Norsk (noruego)
Polski (polaco)
Português (Portugués de Portugal)
Português-Brasil (portugués de Brasil)
Română (rumano)
Русский (ruso)
Suomi (finés)
Svenska (sueco)
Türkçe (turco)
Tiếng Việt (vietnamita)
Українська (ucraniano)
Comunicar un error de traducción
-- Gloria Steinem, on why she has never married.
🤣
An optimist is a man who looks forward to marriage.
A pessimist is a married optimist.
😩
If A = B and B = C, then A = C, except where void or prohibited by law.
-- Roy Santoro
🤑
Your life would be very empty if you had nothing to regret.
🤤
There is brutality and there is honesty. There is no such thing as brutal
honesty.
😪
At last I've found the girl of my dreams. Last night she said to me,
"Once more, Strange, and this time *I'll* be Donnie and *you* be Marie.
-- Strange de Jim
🤥
<Knghtbrd> Trust us, we know what we're doing... We may have no idea HOW
we're doing it, but we know WHAT we're doing.
😬
A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
-- Ziggy
🤐
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.
-- Benjamin Franklin
🙁
\\
\( ° ͜ʖ ͡° )
> ⌒ヽ
/ へ\
/ / \\
c==3 レ ノ ヽ_つu want sum ♥♥♥?
/ /
/ /|
( (ヽ
| |、\
| 丿 \ ⌒)
| | ) /
`ノ ) Lノ
(_/
| _ _ l
/` ミ_xノ
/ |
/ ヽ ノ
│ | | |
/ ̄| | | |
| ( ̄ヽ__ヽ_)__)
\二つты пидор.