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11 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
24.4 hrs on record (0.6 hrs at review time)
It's been several years, far too long, since I played this, a game of such high quality that I cannot think of an adjective to do it proper justice, let alone describe it. For many years, the youthful memories of this game have been safely stored in the repository of my soul, or so it was. One cool evening, my wife approached me with a question so unsettling, it disturbed me to my very core.
"Honey, what is Peggle?" My jaw dropped when I heard that question emerge from her.
"What is Peggle!?!?!?!? How do you not know what Peggle is!?!?!?!?" I responded, unable to hold back any emotion from escaping me.
After several minutes of mostly noises of astonishment coming from me, I quickly dug through my desk in hopes of finding my old flashdrive from high school that contained this very masterpiece. To my great delight, I found it, but when I plugged it in, my heart was broken. Ten-years of not having been plugged into a USB port had taken a toll on it and most of the data on it had become corrupted, Peggle included. In an act of desperation, I quickly hopped onto the Steam Store in hopes of finding the game, and to my great relief, it was there.
And so the records show that a transaction was made, not for my own joy, no. It was made so that I could share the joy of Peggle with the love of my life, so that she may also experience the everlasting joy that is Peggle.
Posted 13 November, 2020.
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4 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.2 hrs on record
You know, it stays true to the description. I can respect that.
Posted 19 July, 2020.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
70.0 hrs on record (12.8 hrs at review time)
A 12 year old told me he was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ my mom. Halo is back.
Posted 22 December, 2019.
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3 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
65.5 hrs on record (65.0 hrs at review time)
Why is this good? I have no clue why. I'm just drving down the road listening to music and next thing you know 6-hours have gone by? How does this happen? Where has time gone? Why do I have the sudden urge to join the British Army?
Posted 14 May, 2018.
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3 people found this review helpful
0.8 hrs on record
As fantastic as the concept is, I try to learn the game and play it but it crashes way too much. I, sadly, cannot recommend this game.
Posted 26 May, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.6 hrs on record
Who the ♥♥♥♥ thought making a 2D puzzle game in a 3D environment was a good idea?
Posted 26 May, 2017.
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17.4 hrs on record (14.9 hrs at review time)
As if clicker games weren't click bait enough, Winged Cloud gave us this.
Don't engage the bosses right away. Take the time to level grind.
Posted 24 May, 2017.
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1 person found this review funny
9.9 hrs on record
Got it on sale. Best 79 cents I ever spent.
A reasonable game for reasonable people.
Why is this game good?
It's a simple, but challenging game with a clear goal; make it to the moon. Upgrade your rocket.
This is that game you play when you're inbetween games but this ends up becoming the game you're playing at the moment.
Music is good. Reasonably difficult. Good for hardcore and casuals alike.
Posted 25 April, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
34.4 hrs on record (16.2 hrs at review time)
Nikki best girl...or maybe Tiffany...It's really hard to say.

My only beef with this game is that there is not enough story. Seriously, this game has the potencial to be a feels machine.
Posted 16 June, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
45.9 hrs on record (38.9 hrs at review time)
This is one of those few games. Those few games that can draw emotion.
This is one of those few games. Games that can perfectly execute that brilliant ballance between turn-based combat and real time combat.
If somebody tells you this is an RTS, they're not wrong.
If somebody tells you this is a third person shooter, they're not wrong.
If somebody tells you this is a game where you blow ♥♥♥♥ up, well tell them they're stating the obvious because you blow ♥♥♥♥ up in like 90% of modern games.
In all honest, this is a wonderful game with great gameplay. My only beef with it is it's use of traditional anime tropes and plot twists you can see from a klom away.
Play this game.
And when you're done go watch the anime.
Posted 22 March, 2015.
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