WHO QA TESTED THIS GAME??? WHAT'S GOING ON IN THE STORY? WHERE AM I AND WHY IS THE CAMERA FORCING ME TO LOOK AT SOME RANDOM THING??? OH GOD TIME TO GET ON ANOTHER VEHICLE THAT'S JUST GONNA END UP BLOWING UP IN 3 SECONDS. HOW DO I DELETE THIS ITEM FROM MY INVENTORY? WAIT WHERE IS MY INVENTORY?? WHAT ARE ALL THESE BOXES ON MY UI, WHAT DO THEY MEAN???? ON NO NOT ANOTHER CHEESY CUTSCENE OH GOD WHYYYY OH GOD I'M GETTING MURDERED BY AN ENEMY IN THE CUTSCENE H E L P. OH WE GET TO PLAY AGAIN FOR 1 SECOND NVM HERE'S ANOTHER CUTSCENE SURPRISE QUICKTIME! PLAY AS EMINEM. I'M STUCK IN A DOOR LEONNNNNNNNNN. ENEMY IS ON A FLIGHT OF STAIRS SO I CAN'T HIT HIM. FIGHT THE SAME BOSS 6 DIFFERENT TIMES. WAIT, DID I EVEN HIT THE BOSS FOR HALF OF THOSE SHOTS OR WAS HE JUST INVULNERABLE???

ALWAYS SOMETHING WITH WOMEN!

For real though, don't buy this game at full price, and don't even try to play it without playing with a friend, because the only way you're going to have fun in it is laughing at how ridiculous it is. Just let the wild ride take you. DEBORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

WHO QA TESTED THIS GAME??? WHAT'S GOING ON IN THE STORY? WHERE AM I AND WHY IS THE CAMERA FORCING ME TO LOOK AT SOME RANDOM THING??? OH GOD TIME TO GET ON ANOTHER VEHICLE THAT'S JUST GONNA END UP BLOWING UP IN 3 SECONDS. HOW DO I DELETE THIS ITEM FROM MY INVENTORY? WAIT WHERE IS MY INVENTORY?? WHAT ARE ALL THESE BOXES ON MY UI, WHAT DO THEY MEAN???? ON NO NOT ANOTHER CHEESY CUTSCENE OH GOD WHYYYY OH GOD I'M GETTING MURDERED BY AN ENEMY IN THE CUTSCENE H E L P. OH WE GET TO PLAY AGAIN FOR 1 SECOND NVM HERE'S ANOTHER CUTSCENE SURPRISE QUICKTIME! PLAY AS EMINEM. I'M STUCK IN A DOOR LEONNNNNNNNNN. ENEMY IS ON A FLIGHT OF STAIRS SO I CAN'T HIT HIM. FIGHT THE SAME BOSS 6 DIFFERENT TIMES. WAIT, DID I EVEN HIT THE BOSS FOR HALF OF THOSE SHOTS OR WAS HE JUST INVULNERABLE??? ALWAYS SOMETHING WITH WOMEN! For real though, don't buy this game at full price, and don't even try to play it without playing with a friend, because the only way you're going to have fun in it is laughing at how ridiculous it is. Just let the wild ride take you. DEBORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH