abandoned me in a time of needed... not cool ...

oaky i retunred the one way ticket so now you dont have to go to blockedtown but i am odie and garflied and garfield say odie is an idiot but odie is super cool he is not an idiot i am garfield and i am odie they are fighting in my head it hurts i am cool i wear my cool helmet and i love lasagna with extra

oooookayy buddy... youv just purchased a ONE WAY ticket to blockedtown! the neighboring city of IDIOTSville.... .. i hate peope like you hwo onyl hate and not being nice...!1 i AM funny like garfleid comics and i AM garfiel d and i AM odie and i AM funny and garfield

i am always funny except when i am dealign with th e HATERS!!1 i don tlike being nice to haters because they are mean.. youre are a hater and i will not be funny when you tkalking because haters gonna hate and im not hating with talkers i am suoper funny and i am the comincs

being 2 diffrrnt at once is easy when you sre awesome like me and also garflied and odie arenot pets they are real and awesome and they rule the house how aboyt you explain thsi?? if garfield isny the one in charge how eat lasagna every dat and also sleep i am odie also

I AM NOT JON ARBUCKLE i am odie adn sm garfield but you were right about one thing i HATE mondays i love lasagna i am grafield i ma odie