FOREWORD
The following takes place in an alternate reality in which Anna and Nick have already gotten married and, needless to say, are madly in love with each other.
They have also stumbled upon a beautiful Meadow, filled with colorful flowers that seemingly outnumber the grass. The Meadow has all the essentials - a neighboring Forest consisting of every plant known to Man, thus producing food; a River endlessly flowing with clean water; and a unique climate which is always just the right temperature: in the Meadow, it is impossible to be too hot or too cold, and precipitation does not exist. The plants in the Forest thrive without water. The Meadow is unknown to both Man and Animal. It has never been discovered by anyone, and will never be discovered again. Nick and Anna have decided to spend their days there alone, forsaking all material possessions.

...Even their clothing has been discarded, as they are needed neither for warmth nor for modesty, as there is no one around to hide their genitals from. As such, Anna and Nick reside in the Meadow completely naked, save for the crown of flowers he crafted for her.
Our story begins as Nick awoke one morning, lying in the flowers beside his sleeping wife. His arms were wrapped around her, and hers around him. Nick lovingly gazed at his beautiful Meadow princess. She lay on on her side, face buried in his shoulder and buttocks pushed outward as if she were in a semi-fetal position.
It wasn't long before Anna, too, woke from her sleep. While still asleep, she stretched her arms and legs and, to her horror, passed gas very loudly. Realizing what she had done, she quickly became alert and at the same time, embarrassed...

...Her face turned bright red, her eyes widened, and she unknowingly held on to Nick tighter.
Nick smiled and stroked her hair. "It's all right. I like it when you fart," he said. Anna, relieved, loosened her grip on him and for no particular reason, began stroking his erect penis. She slowly and sensually massaged it, which aroused them both. Anna sat up, leaned forward, and put her lips on the tip of his penis. She then began sliding up and down his entire penis, again very slowly. She did it very soft and rhythmically, as if it were not simply a meaningless sexual act but a sign of her love for him. With each repetition, she made sure to wet it with her saliva. She knew that Nick liked it wet. The way she leaned forward exposed her anus, and Nick salivated on his finger before beginning to slide it in and out of it. Other than this, Nick lay completely motionless, eyes closed, basking in the love he felt emanating from Anna.

Up, down. In, out. Anna's fellatio and Nick's anal fingering both followed the same rhythm. Eventually they forgot that they were even doing it at all and it continued only due to the repetition. Thier minds became clear and existence seemed to cease. The two had stopped being separate beings and melted together into one nothingness. But not a frightening nothingness. A peaceful nothingness. Anna and Nick continued to involuntarily pleasure each other for an unknown amount of time, and indeed they may have kept going forever had Anna not once again released flatulence quite loudly. They abruptly stopped, snapped back into their minds. Nick's penis and finger were both still inside of Anna, but all motion had stopped. Then, without words, the two agreed to take a break to allow Anna to more properly relieve herself. They walked together into the Forest and found a spot for Anna to defecate in.

...She squatted down in front of Nick, who was kneeling and leaning in to get a closer look at her anus. It slowly dilated as the feces pushed its way out. The suspense nearly killed him as the tip entered his view while emerging from her anus. The few seconds seemed like hours as the contents of her bowels slowly slid out from the lower opening of her alimentary canal, her anus widening more and more in the process. Once finally released, the feces dropped to the ground beneath her. Anna let out a sigh of relief and even shivered a bit from how wonderful it felt.
Nick was occupied with staring at the majesty that lay on the grass before him. He made keen observations on the size (quite large for such a slender girl) and consistency of the waste that his sweet angel had just excreted. He clenched it in his fist to examine it better. It was neither too firm nor too soft. No "corn-like chunks" were present. He was able to mold it as if it were silly putty.

...He was very impressed with what a fine job she had done. So impressed that he began masturbating with it still in his hand, using it as a lubricant. While trying to spread it all over his penis, he noticed his clearly irritated wife, impatiently waiting for him to fulfill his duties. Since they had no material possessions, the two had to come up with an alternative to toilet paper. Anna allowed Nick to cleanse her using his tongue, while Nick generally lets himself air-dry.
Nick remembered this quickly and stopped masturbate so he could spread her cheeks apart with both hands. Anna didn't mind (or even notice) that he had gotten feces on her. Nick held her cheeks apart and placed his tongue on her anus. He licked it thoroughly, following no particular pattern. Up, down. Side-to-side. Around and around. In, out. He was careful to completely cleanse it. When he has finished, not a speck of feces remained. Of course, this wasn't going to last very long.