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I don't care about nothin' this game and King Shark is super fun to play

This is going to be a review that is 10 years late. I wish I had played it when I bought it 10 years ago. I never knew it would be one of the games I would like so much, the game flowed like water.

10/10

Testosterone

CURSE YOU! (Crying player who plays Miyazaki game and says he can't play because it's so difficult. PƱSSY)

I HEREBY VOW!

YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY!

BEHOLD, A TRUE MIYAZAKI WARRIOR!

YOUR FEARS MADE FLESH!

SOLID OF SCALE YOU MIGHT BE, FOUL LOSER…

BUT I WILL RIDDLE WITH HOLES YOUR ROTTEN HIDE!

WITH A HAIL OF HARPOONS!

WITH EVERY LAST DROP OF MY BEING!

GIT GUD.

TOP 10

Wet dream

Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater is not just a game for me. It's also a gateway for many children into the gaming world. Released in 2004, its rich gameplay and puzzling aspects made it even more interesting. I struggled a lot playing it as a child, but completing it again after a long time felt like revisiting childhood memories. This game holds a special place in my heart because one of the first games I played.

My love and admiration for Hideo Kojima's games are beyond words. His games always leave a profound impact on me with his artistic touches, creativity, and uniqueness. Every time a new Kojima game comes out, it feels like experiencing a work of art. Kojima's storytelling depth and originality, his unique plots and philosophical themes make everything feel like watching a cinematic masterpiece.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFbjOlJRyBw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcLgE-m41kY

A game that lets you wake up face down in your own puke and calls it “day one.” It's perfect. This isn’t your average detective story no, it’s a gorgeous, f***ed-up fever dream where you’re a half-dead, half-drunk cop trying to piece together a life you don’t even remember. Good luck with that.

The city, Revachol is a filthy, broken, and hauntingly beautiful as f**k. Every corner of this city’s out to f**k you over and probably rob you blind while they’re at it. But somehow, that’s the beauty of it. The art style of the game it’s like walking through a surreal, oil-painted abstract dream melting together like a canvas touched by a master. The colors bleed into one another, creating a world that feels more like a memory or a half-forgotten story than a game setting. It’s atmospheric, dark, and wholly unique. The dialogue alone is a masterclass in wit and savage honesty. You’re not the hero you’re barely a functioning adult. Game lets you feel every awful, hilarious, existential crisis along the way. So go ahead, argue with your own f***ing brain.

This isn’t just a game. It’s a masterpiece of chaos that reminds you, brutally, that you’re a f***ing disaster. And you wouldn’t want it any other way.

Howdy.

The world is drop-dead gorgeous. Mountains, swamps, deserts, all of it feels so real you almost forget it's a game. Every detail, from weather to wildlife, pulls you right into the Old West. And Arthur Morgan? He’s one of the best characters ever, EVER. He is the heart of the game, he’s not just a hardened outlaw; he’s complex, loyal, and deeply human, struggling with his past and what kind of man he really wants to be. From his humor to his kindness, his inner battles, and his loyalty to the gang he considers family. You feel every moment of his journey as he questions the life he’s lived, showing a side of vulnerability and strength that sticks with you

The most beautiful game the world has ever seen. Hell no I'll never get tired of riding, from being in this world and being Arthur. My favorite game and always will be. RDR2 is more than a game. it’s an experience you just can’t forget.