One day, there was an inter-dimensional delicacy originally made as a way to appease the gods, unfortunately, they started craving _fish sticks_ but in the olden times nobody had a deep fryer to create they so called "Fishus Stickus" so they were banished to the earthly realm. There the hoomans were taught how to create chickens to create eggs, pigs to create milk and a crafting table to place the items in intricate ways to form an amzing delicacy known as CAKE.
The word of this amazing idea spread and soon, all the Yoshis in everyone's homes were consuming the cake and dying of diabetes because it was actually cheese and cats are alergic to cheese.

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meem?

SANDVICH!