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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:19pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:46pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:33pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:10pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:22pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:48am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:24pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:53pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:13pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:09pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:22pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:41pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:48pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:54pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:14pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:46pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:33pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:37pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:59pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:22pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:22pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:22pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:10pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:52pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:23pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:10pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:39pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:39pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:41pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:23pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 3:24pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:46pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:59pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:50pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:57pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:51pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:22pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:45pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:54pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:58pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:54pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:21pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:15pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:49am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:21pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:38pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:20pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 12:25am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 1:29pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:23pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:23pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:53pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:47pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:41pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:54pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 6 May @ 10:36pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:16pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:19pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:19pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 2:28pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:38pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 11:21am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:21pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:44pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 9:04am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:33pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 6:21pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:37pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:46am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 1:05am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 4:46pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:14am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:40pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:14pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:28pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:24am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 11:57pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 10:35am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 11:07am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:24pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 12:40am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 12:45am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:46pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 12:44am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 5:10pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:32pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 4:03pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:18pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:10pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 4:19pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:34pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:08pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:31pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:21pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:28pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:37pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:31pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:24pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 3:29pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 9:56am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:48pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:43pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:41pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:16pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:08pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:03pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:33pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:30pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:06pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:36pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:41pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:44pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:49pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:32pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:05pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:45am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 4:45pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:44pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:46pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 12:10pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:13am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:55am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:04pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:19pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:32pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:42pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 5:22pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 9:08am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:18pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 12:31am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:53pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 5:44pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:59pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 9:46pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:22pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 31 May @ 6:41pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:40pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:53pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:12pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:59pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 12:30pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:09pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:42pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:20pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 1:20pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:22pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 3:29pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:01pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:12pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 4:54pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 12:20am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 12:18pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 12:37pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:22pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:04pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:02pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:01pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:05pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:42pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:15pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:15pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:15pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 10:30pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:27am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:32am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:32am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:22pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 12:31am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:46pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:48pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:16pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:32pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:44pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:45pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 5:34pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:03pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:49pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 9:35pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 9:57am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:03am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:05am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 9:57am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:30pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:41pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:35pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 5:22pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:43pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 9:31pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 9:30am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:12pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:53pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:49pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:09pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:24pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:33pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 12:08am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 12:16pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:22pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:48pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 9:52pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:14pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 1:42am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 9:07am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 10:12pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 5:22pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:48pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:51pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:16pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:32pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:44pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:45pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 5:34pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:03pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:49pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 9:35pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 9:57am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:03am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:05am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:15pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 30 May @ 8:25pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:48am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:55am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 8:28pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2022 @ 12:28pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 9:22am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 31 May @ 11:42am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 9:52pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:45pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:00pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:03pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:38pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:19am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 6:09pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 1:16pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 5:34pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:11pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:48pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 9:37pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 9:58am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:05am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:21am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 5:13pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 5:27pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:45am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 7:05pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 9:22pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:06am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:24am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:02am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:49pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:09am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 4:40pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 5:01pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 6:24pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 6:48pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:19pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:39am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:40am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:59pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 2:52pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 8:46pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:30pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 8:46pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 8:47pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:30pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 2:53pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2022 @ 5:09pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 5 May @ 12:41am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 May @ 12:41am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 5 May @ 12:41am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 5 May @ 12:41am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 May @ 12:41am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 5 May @ 12:42am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:23pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:37pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 28 May @ 4:54pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 1:22pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:41pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:05pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:12pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:12pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:57pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:42pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:34am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:09pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 3:38pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:48pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:00am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:00am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 5:34pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:11pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:48pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 9:37pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 9:58am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:05am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:21am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 5:13pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 5:27pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:45am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 7:05pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 9:22pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:57pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:07am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:30pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 5:16pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 5:27pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 1:16pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 7:01pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:37pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 12:04pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 12:03pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 3:58pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 3:31pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 12:12am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:21am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 4:24pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 5:16pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 8:18pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 9:22pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 6:29pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 8:59am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 6:32pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:22pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:29pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:42pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:37pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 6:24pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:33pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 11:50am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 7:49pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 9:52pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 6:30pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 3:31pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 12:12am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 5:23pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 11:27pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 28 May @ 6:54pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 28 May @ 6:54pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 6:59pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 6:58pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:07am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:30pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 5:16pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 5:27pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 1:16pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 7:01pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:37pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 5:11pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 12:41pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 3:58pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 3:31pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 12:12am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 5:43pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 4:35pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 2:22pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:45pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:21pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 5:16pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 5:16pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:46pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:46pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 7:47pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 7:47pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:44pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 9:54am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 5:41pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 May @ 12:42am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 10:04pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 4:50pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 6:08pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:26pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 2:32pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:44pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 12:29am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:41pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:06pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 10:21pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 6:47pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 6:47pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 5:23pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 11:34am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 11:27pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 11:27pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:49pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 5:03pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 10:46am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 8:48pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 11:09am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 11:33am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:28pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 8:28pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 11:27pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 May @ 12:30am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 8:33pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 May @ 12:31am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 28 May @ 6:54pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 10:59pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 12:12am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 May @ 8:31pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 May @ 8:23pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 May @ 3:54pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:41pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 6:58pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:23pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:11pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 7:43pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 1:31pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:29pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 7:47pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 8:22pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 11:28pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 5 May @ 12:30am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 May @ 12:30am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 May @ 7:12pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 May @ 5:34pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 8:45pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:23pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:11pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 7:43pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:29pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 7:47pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 8:22pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 8:51pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 11:28pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 5 May @ 12:30am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 May @ 12:30am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 May @ 7:12pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 May @ 9:23pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:23pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:31pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:40pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:43pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 9:56am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 9:52pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 9:52pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 5:23pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 12:12am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 May @ 12:30am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 May @ 12:30am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 May @ 12:02pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 May @ 12:02pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 5:28pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 5:24pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 9:34pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 8:47pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:45pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 6:08pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:43pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:05am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 8:28pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 11:27pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 11:49pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 12:17pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:46pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:01pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:39pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:42pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:40pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 8:28pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:28pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:28pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:28pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:29pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:29pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:29pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:29pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 8:30pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 8:30pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 May @ 10:28pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 May @ 10:28pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 5:20pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:28pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:28pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:31pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 7:52pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:28pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:28pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 12:12am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 8:19pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 8:41pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 8:52pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 11:28pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 5 May @ 12:30am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 May @ 12:30am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 12 May @ 9:37pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 20 May @ 7:02pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 May @ 5:34pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 29 May @ 4:15pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 5:28pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 6:00pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 1:51pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:28pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 May @ 7:12pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 May @ 5:15pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 12:12am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:28pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 May @ 10:29pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 May @ 6:54pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 8:15pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 11:31pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 8:28pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 8:51pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 May @ 7:49pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 8:29pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 8:29pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 8:29pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 8:30pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 8:30pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 8:30pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 8:30pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 11:27pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 11:27pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 28 May @ 6:54pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 28 May @ 6:54pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 8:29pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 8:29pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 8:30pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 8:44pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 8:28pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 8:28pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 8:28pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 8:28pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 8:41pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 8:52pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 11:28pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 5 May @ 12:30am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 May @ 12:30am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 12 May @ 9:37pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 20 May @ 7:02pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 May @ 5:34pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 29 May @ 4:15pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 8:24pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 8:28pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 8:28pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 17 May @ 8:38pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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