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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2021 @ 1:30am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2021 @ 9:37pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2021 @ 3:53am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2021 @ 6:35am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2021 @ 3:40am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2021 @ 3:05am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2021 @ 5:43pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2021 @ 2:37am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2021 @ 3:49am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2021 @ 1:19am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2021 @ 2:21am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2021 @ 10:45pm

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 2:03pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2021 @ 3:01am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2021 @ 7:12am

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2021 @ 4:31am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2021 @ 7:21am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2021 @ 8:41am

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 3:41am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2021 @ 10:25pm

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 7:40pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2021 @ 5:09am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 6:09pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2021 @ 4:19am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2021 @ 5:37pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2021 @ 1:45am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2021 @ 4:20am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2021 @ 8:45pm

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2021 @ 1:21pm

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2021 @ 7:38am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Unlocked 24 May, 2022 @ 5:47am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2021 @ 7:38am

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 8:11am

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 11:01am

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2021 @ 5:01am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2021 @ 4:43am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2021 @ 3:53am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2021 @ 3:11am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2021 @ 3:50am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2021 @ 8:46pm

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2021 @ 2:03am

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 7:48pm

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 7:13pm

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2021 @ 3:50am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2021 @ 2:02am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2021 @ 3:07am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2021 @ 8:22am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2021 @ 1:41am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2021 @ 2:22am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2021 @ 11:12pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2021 @ 3:26am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2021 @ 10:10pm

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 7:11pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2021 @ 5:10pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2021 @ 8:04am

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2021 @ 8:35pm

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2021 @ 2:23am

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2021 @ 9:36pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2021 @ 9:08pm

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 5:30am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2021 @ 3:24am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2021 @ 10:48pm

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2021 @ 9:58pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2021 @ 11:10pm

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 4:37am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 9:00pm

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 1:34am

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2021 @ 9:44pm

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 5:19pm

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 12:04am

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 12:27am

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 5:38am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2021 @ 1:40am

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2021 @ 3:08am



Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
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