⠀⠀⠀ ⢀⣀⣠⣤⠤⢄⣤⣤⡀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⠎⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠳⣄
⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⠃⡠⢄⣀⠤⠀⠀⠴⠋⠉⠷⠀⠈⢷
⠀⠀⠀⢠⠇⠤⠤⢤⣤⡄⠀⠀⠤⢤⣤⡤⠄⠀⢸
⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⣀⣀⡀⢀⡇
⠀⠀⠀⠘⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣩⠇⠁⣸⠃
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣦⠀⠙⠚⠒⣒⣒⣚⡭⠅⢀⡴⠁ what if...
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡹⠶⠤⠤⡀⠠⠤⠤⠴⠒⠛⠲⣄ he's a family guy...
⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⠞⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢧
⠀⠀⠀⡴⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣪⠽⠾⣝⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢳
⠀⢀⡞⠁⠀⢸⠁⡴⢋⡕⢂⣐⣶⣚⠋⠳⣄⠠⡆⠀⠀⢳⡀
⠀⡼⠁⠀⠀⢸⠟⠁⠈⣋⡡⠴⠤⣄⠽⠂⠙⣆⡇⠀⠀⠀⢳
⢰⠃⠀⠒⠛⠃⠀⠀⠘⠳⣤⠖⠒⠶⡀⠀⠀⠈⠳⠶⠂⠀⠸
⢹⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣎⣉⣉⣓⣶⡚⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠇

⠀⣤⣤⣤⣤⣀⠀⠀⣤⣤⣤⣤⡄⠀⣤⣤⣤⣤⠀⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀⠈⢻⣧⠀⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⡾⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀⠀⢸⣿⠀⣿⡟⠛⠛⠀⠀⣿⠛⠛⠓⠀⠀⣠⡿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⢀⣀⣾⠏⠀⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠛⠛⠛⠋⠁⠀⠀⠛⠛⠛⠛⠃⠀⠛⠛⠛⠛⠁⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⡄⠀⢸⣿⠀⢸⡇⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀⠛⠛⢻⡟⠛⠋⣴⡟⠋⠛⠃
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠘⣿⡄⢸⣿⠀⢸⡇⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀⠀⠀⢸⡇⠀⠀⠙⢿⣦⣄⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀⠈⢿⣾⣿⠀⢸⣇⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀⠀⠀⢸⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢻⣷
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠿⠀⠀⠈⠿⠿⠀⠈⠻⠶⠶⠾⠋⠀⠀⠀⠸⠇⠀⠀⠻⠶⠶⠿⠃

what the ♥♥♥♥

Rawr X3 nuzzles How are you? pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge someone's happy! nuzzles your necky wecky ~murr~ hehe 😉 rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big! rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing .///. kisses you and licks your neck daddy likes 😉 nuzzle wuzzle I hope daddy likes wiggles butt and squirms I wanna see your big daddy meat! wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tails can you please get my itch? put paws on your chest nyea~ it's a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you pwease? squirms pwetty pwease? 😦 I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like, I need to be punished really good paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I could go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky 😉

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No, you’re NOT a real gamer.

I’m so sick of all these people that think they’re gamers. No, you’re not. Most of you are not even close to being gamers. I see these people saying “I put well over 100 hours in this game, it’s great!” that’s nothing, most of us can easily put 300+ hours in all our games. I see people who only have a Nintendo Switch and claim to be gamers. Come talk to me when you pick up a PS4 controller then we be friends.

Also DEAR ALL WOMEN: Pokémon is not a real game. Animal Crossing is not a real game. The Sims is not a real game. Mario is not a real game. Stardew valley is not a real game. Mobile games are NOT.REAL.GAMES. put down the baby games and play something that requires challenge and skill for once.

Sincerely, all of the ACTUAL gamers.