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1 person found this review helpful
46.1 hrs on record (41.7 hrs at review time)
MAJOR ORDER COMPLETE!

Congratulations Helldivers, the threat targeting our freedom has been defeated, sony has been driven off. We fight together, for DEMOCRACY!


OLD: Shame, was having so much fun. Like as if I'm linking a PlayStation account on a platform that isn't PlayStation LOOL
Posted 3 May. Last edited 6 May.
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1 person found this review helpful
11.4 hrs on record (3.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Work to pay? Nah, pay to work!
Posted 24 February.
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2 people found this review helpful
53.2 hrs on record (48.7 hrs at review time)
very noice, coop a nice touch
Posted 11 December, 2023.
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48.9 hrs on record (8.2 hrs at review time)
Could quests have a bit more depth? Could we have more spells? Could it be better optimised? Yes.

But it's a HP Game we've been waiting for.... ever. It is truly stunning and so expansive I think that is the main thing we're happy about. I've been enjoying it a lot and I hope they build on it, either with DLCs and/or a sequel which builds on the basis of the game.
Posted 12 February, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
5.7 hrs on record (2.3 hrs at review time)
Amazing new twist on the original game. Is the narrator your friend? Your enemy? Actually is he even there???
Posted 29 April, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
2,938.1 hrs on record (2,293.6 hrs at review time)
Ain't too bad. Garry has the same birthday as me, so that's also cool.
Posted 13 March, 2022.
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4.0 hrs on record (3.2 hrs at review time)
wew
Posted 12 March, 2022.
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161.1 hrs on record (18.5 hrs at review time)
People go on about FM being just like and putting out the same every year with a couple bug fixes - complete bs. Bunch of new features this time around, putting existing features in front of you to make it more accessible. I partially like the deadline day addition as well as the data hub (compared to existing games, I feel myself looking more deep into why we're so ♥♥♥♥ half the time XD).
Posted 2 November, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
15.3 hrs on record (1.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Nice game, lots of depth. Will be great to see more added which is planned (especially nightshifts and the MP will be a massive thing).

Imho, animations can do with an improvement & ability to skip actions (such as the ticket animation) instead of having to wait those couple seconds. Also, I think the first shift or two is very dull, feels more as a ticket warden to begin with (and I think that this could bore new players and make them stop playing sooner rather than later). I'd either make a tutorial level OR just add a little more depth with the first shift/two.
Posted 18 June, 2021.
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0.2 hrs on record (0.1 hrs at review time)
Muck.
Posted 8 June, 2021.
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