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It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It

Perform a heart transplant.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2013 @ 3:45am

Kali Mah!

Perform a heart transplant in under 2 minutes.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2013 @ 4:10am

Socialised Medicine!

Perform a heart transplant losing less than 1500ml of blood.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2013 @ 12:41am

Nine Nine Nine!

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2013 @ 9:01pm

I Think I Got This

Perform a brain transplant.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2013 @ 6:57am

How Long Can You Live Without A Brain?

Perform a brain transplant in under 1 minute.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2013 @ 4:31am

Sweet Blasphemy

Perform a brain transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2013 @ 1:15am

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2013 @ 9:15pm

You've Got To Be Kid'n'ey!

Perform a double kidney transplant.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2013 @ 6:49am

Don't In-Test My Patience

Perform a double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes 50 seconds.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2013 @ 4:15am

Performance Anxiety

Perform a double kidney transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2013 @ 4:15am

When You Have No Choice But To Operate

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2013 @ 9:12pm

Shh I Doctor Now

Calm your patient.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2013 @ 4:15am

Flippin' The Bird

Show the patient your disdain.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2013 @ 2:04am

Surgery Horns

Express your appreciation of the metal.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2013 @ 2:03am

Pinky Swear

Make a promise with the rib cage.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2013 @ 3:17am

Surgetricity

Complete a procedure after being electrocuted. (Must be electrocuted within 10 secs)
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2013 @ 5:12am

Performance Enhancer?

Complete a procedure after injecting a drug. (Must be drugged within 10 secs)
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2013 @ 1:15am

I Immediately Regret This Decision

Electrocute and drug yourself at the same time.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2013 @ 9:45pm

And They Said It Was Impossible!

Complete a procedure after being drugged and electrocuted. (Must be afflicted within 20 secs)
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2013 @ 5:20am

What Have I Done??

Lose the patient within 15 seconds.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2013 @ 3:40am

Hammer Time

Lose 50,000ml of blood using the hammer.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2014 @ 4:55am

Mother Hen

Don't lose any tools out the back of the ambulance.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2013 @ 9:15pm

Keyhole Surgery

Completely remove the rib cage.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2013 @ 3:22am

Practically Licensed

Complete all procedures.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2013 @ 3:13am

I Should Never Have Doubted Myself

Get an A++ rating on a procedure.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2013 @ 4:15am

Vworrrp Vworrrp

Create a Time Lord.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2013 @ 3:19am

The Beat Of Your Heart

Replace the heart with something else.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2013 @ 3:28am

Doctor Doctor, Give Me The News

Answer the phone.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2013 @ 1:48am

Nigel The Secretary

Go about your secretarial duties.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2013 @ 3:53am

Go For The Optics!

Perform
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2013 @ 1:11am

10 Megabytes Of Raw Data

Collect all floppy disks.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2013 @ 9:15pm

Spaaaaaaaaace

Go where no surgeon has gone before.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2013 @ 9:16pm

Don't Be Such A Baby, Ribs Grow Back!

Completely smash up the rib cage.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2013 @ 4:17am

About As Politically Correct As Fur

Give the patient a... scarf.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2013 @ 4:50am

Valve Actually Let Us Do This?

Successfully use the VHS tape.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2013 @ 1:50am

Let's Go Practice Medicine

Perform an uber heart transplant.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2013 @ 3:13am

The Sound Of Progress My Friend!

Explode a heart.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2013 @ 2:23am

Archimedes!

Hit Archimedes with a heart.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2013 @ 2:30am

In Space, No One Can Hear You Bleed

Perform a heart transplant in space.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2013 @ 11:32pm

Zero G Kidney

Perform a double kidney transplant in space.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2013 @ 11:51pm

It's Hardly Rocket Science

Perform a brain transplant in space.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2013 @ 11:54pm

Speedrun Time

Perform a brain transplant in space in under 1 minute.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2013 @ 11:54pm

Enter The Code

I'm not sure that was worth it...
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2013 @ 11:56pm

We're Going On An Adventure!

Take your radio with you.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2013 @ 11:56pm

Screw The Prime Directive

Reveal your next patient.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2013 @ 11:58pm

I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

Smash all canisters within 10 seconds.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2013 @ 11:58pm

Best Surgeon In The Universe

Complete all 6 secret transplants.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2013 @ 8:12pm

Eye've No Idea What I'm Doing

Perform an eye transplant.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2014 @ 3:33am

Trust Me, I'm Not A Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2014 @ 4:08am

Those Are Some Healthy Gums

Perform a teeth transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2015 @ 10:03pm

Like a hotdog down a hallway.

Perform a corridor heart transplant.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2014 @ 4:14am

Delivery Coming Through

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2014 @ 4:34am

We're Going Bowling!

Perform a corridor brain transplant.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2014 @ 4:46am

Don't Run With Scalpels

Perform a corridor eye transplant.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2014 @ 3:21am

Mobile Dentistry

Perform a corridor teeth transplant.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2014 @ 3:36am

Keep Your Eyes On The Road

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2014 @ 4:31am

Brace For Surgery

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2014 @ 4:47am

No Need To Curb Stomp Him

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2015 @ 5:34am

My Eyesight Means A Lot To Me

Perform an eye transplant in space.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2014 @ 5:44am

Orbital Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant in space.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2014 @ 5:51am

What A Load Of Bull

Listen to the surgeon rap.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2014 @ 6:04am

I Am A Genius!

Create a Hammerhead shark.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2014 @ 3:26am

Grin And Bear It

Remove all teeth during the teeth transplant surgery.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2015 @ 10:46pm

The Goggles Do Nothing

Completely smash up the goggles.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2014 @ 7:48am

Heterochromia

Give the patient heterochromia.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2014 @ 3:33am

You Can't Handle The Tooth!

Complete the tooth transplant only removing the rotten teeth.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2015 @ 10:03pm

First Success

Complete an alien organ transplant.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2014 @ 10:24pm

You're Free Now

Set the Gobbleshaft free.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2014 @ 10:14pm

Moooooo

Heart of a Cow.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2017 @ 4:37am

Trumsplant

Tower + Steak + Vodka in main cavity.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2017 @ 4:46am

Little Wet Willy

Wet Willy with little pinky.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2017 @ 4:43am

Now I Can Reach

Pick the nose (either nostril) with little fingers.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2017 @ 4:47am

Is it Real?

Pull his hair for 3 seconds or more.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2016 @ 6:04am

A New Heart

Complete with either Gold or Stone Heart.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2016 @ 6:08am



Life's Too Short

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.

One With The Speed Bumps

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance losing less than 2000ml of blood.

Brainstorm

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 15 seconds.

Nigel You Bloody Hero

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance losing less than 1200ml of blood.

A Surgeon's Merit Is Based On Speed

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance in under 3 minutes.

At Least He Won't Be Peeing Blood

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.

Butter Fingers

Lose every organ out the back of the ambulance during the heart transplant.

Best Surgeon In The World

Get an A++ rating on all procedures.

Like A Wet Paper Towel

Throw the new heart away in the surgery.

I'm Sure He'll Live

Complete a procedure with less than 10ml of blood remaining.

Like An Animal

Throw everything on to the floor in the kidney transplant surgery.

Frikkin' Lasers

Complete a procedure using only the surgical laser.

There Is Nothing More To Teach...

Completed every achievement. Now go save lives!

That's How I Lost My Medical License

Perform an uber heart transplant in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.

Should I Be Awake For This?

Perform an uber heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood.

It's In! It's In I Tell You!

...and it was going so well.

Nothing But Skull

Complete a brain transplant by throwing it in.

Let's See That Sick Filth Again

Perform a 180° spoon flip.

Call Trisha

Now where did you leave her number...

No Time To Admire The View

Perform a heart transplant in space in under 1 minute 40 seconds.

Just Enough To Clog The Gravity Engine

Perform a heart transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.

Stomach O'Clock

Perform a double kidney transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

The Surgery Of The Future

Perform a double kidney transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.

Precision Instrument Time

Perform a brain transplant in space losing less than 600ml of blood.

Blink And You'll Miss It

Perform an eye transplant in under 2 minutes.

No More Worse Than Shampoo

Perform an eye transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.

You May Feel A Light Tapping

Perform a teeth transplant in under 2 minutes.

I Can't Work Under These Conditions!

Perform a corridor heart transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Don't Even Need A Bucket

Perform a corridor heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood

Right Tools At The Right Time

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes and 40 seconds.

Tunnel Vision

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

The Speed Of A Neuron

Perform a corridor brain transplant in under 1 minute 30 seconds.

The Brains Of The Operation

Perform a corridor brain transplant losing less than 750ml of blood.

Blinding Speed Surgery

Perform a corridor eye transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Won't Even Need Glasses!

Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood

Keep Fidgeting To A Minimum

Perform a corridor teeth transplant in under 2 minutes and 20 seconds.

Open Really Wide

Perform a corridor teeth transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

I Can See For Miles... Per Hour

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute and 40 seconds.

At Worst, You're Now Colourblind

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance losing less than 700ml of blood.

Not The Time Or Place For Precision

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes and 15 seconds.

Eye Of The Space Storm

Perform an eye transplant in space in under 2 minutes 20 seconds.

Expert Space Stalker

Perform an eye transplant in space losing less than 700ml of blood.

The Tooth Is Out There

Perform a teeth transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

Maintained Healthy Gums At Least

Perform a teeth transplant in space losing less than 500ml of blood.

Lumberjack

Cut out the eyes using the surgical axe.

Pink Eye

Vodka to the eye.

A++ is Trumperific

Get A++ rating with either Gold or Stone Heart.

A Small Loan From My Father

Complete a successful operation that costs more than $1,000,000.00.