Cap'n Philly
South Dakota, United States
 
 
Ahoy mateys! This be the profile fer Cap'n Philly! U.S. Army veteran, wild sense of humor, lover of all things pirate! You can find me on a variety of games, but mostly indies. So climb aboard, me hearties! Let us set sail on a quest for glory!
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I don't think I've ever dropped a big daddy square on their head before, but oh dear lord this is hilarious XD
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In a world where Starship Troopers came out after 9/11 instead of 1997…..

America has taken over earth, and has set its sights to the one place not yet corrupted by capitalism…….SPACE!

As part of the Helldivers, you and (insert total number of friends you have between 0-3) friends can embark on deadly missions against some of the greatest adversaries the galaxy has to offer, including:

-The glyphids from Deep Rock Galactic
-Skynet
-Hentai Squids

Arm yourself with the most futuristic and technologically advanced weapons money can buy, including:

-A rifle
-An automatic rifle
-A literal laser beam rifle
-A pump shotgun
-A semi auto shotgun
-Grenades
-Rocket launchers
-One of the mechs from MechAssault
And much more!

But that’s not all! Call in special tactical strikes called “stratagems” to turn the tide in battle! You have many great options like:

-An airstrike
-An airstrike
-An airstrike
-A BIG airstrike
-Orbital strikes
-Sentries
And more!

Show your true patriotism, and lead the fight for liberty and democracy as you accomplish vital missions such as:

-Shooting eggs
-Fueling a spaceship
-Raising your farmer daddy’s flag at 0500 and saluting
-Opening doors for civilians
-Carrying an Xbox-sized SSD drive from one part of the map to another
-Launching a literal ICBM
-Blowing tons of ♥♥♥♥ up!

Join the Helldivers today! Spread democracy, or we’ll ↑→↓↓↓ you!

Rating: Voting lower than 10 is considered treason/10
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