Neue Rezensionen von Cap'n Cookie

Within one hour of gameplay you can experience:

> Game audio that randomly ceases to exist of its own accord.
> Driving physics that are atrocious.
> A Storyline about as absorbing as a block of cheese.
> A protagonist about as endearing as a block of cheese.
> Mindless, tedious repetition of the same predicatable missions.
> Ubisoft's DRM paranoia is literally off the charts, forcing me to enter the serial code everytime I play.
> That disgusting piece of malware also known as Uplay.

TL;DR: Rule of thumb, avoid anything made by Ubisoft like the plague.

It's like Skyrim with grappling hooks.

12/10