I've been following your comments for a while because they're cute… you have a cute personality to the way you write, you know that? Would you be willing to do me a little favor? I hope this doesn't sound creepy but would you be willing to record yourself farting on Vocaroo and send me the link? If you need to fart any time today, would you please consider doing that for me? * crosses fingers * Either way, thanks. I'll keep reading your delightful comments.

A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

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Hark Triton, hark! Bellow, bid our father the Sea King rise from the depths full foul in his fury! Black waves teeming with salt foam to smother this young mouth with pungent slime, to choke ye, engorging your organs til’ ye turn blue and bloated with bilge and brine and can scream no more -- only when he, crowned in cockle shells with slitherin’ tentacle tail and steaming beard take up his fell be-finned arm, his coral-tine trident screeches banshee-like in the tempest and plunges right through yer gullet, bursting ye -- a bulging bladder no more, but a blasted bloody film now and nothing for the harpies and the souls of dead sailors to peck and claw and feed upon only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite waters of the Dread Emperor himself -- forgotten to any man, to any time, forgotten to any god or devil, forgotten even to the sea, for any stuff for part of Winslow, even any scantling of your soul is Winslow no more, but is now itself the sea!

I understand. You found paradise in America, you had a good trade, you made a good living. The police protected you and there were courts of law. You didn't need a friend like me. But, now you come to me, and you say: ''Don Corleone, can I have sex with you?'' But you don't ask with respect. You don't offer friendship. You don't even call me Godfather. Instead, you come into my house on the day my daughter is to be married and you ask me if you can have sex with me. What have I ever done to make you treat me so disrespectfully?

For me, it's Bernie Sanders. The best democratic nominee. I even ask for free schooling and the bern is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.
One time I asked for bernie and they gave me Hilary. I said, "Wow, that sucks really bad!" and the nice friendly Dnc worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you bernie bro!".
Now the staff greets me with "I’m with her!" and ALWAYS rig my elections. It's such a miserable and desolate atmosphere at my local voting office, I go there at least 3 times a week for #feelthebern rallies and a chance at large social change for my country. Give me at least one term for a chance at having healthcare for my kids, and maybe even dinner for my family, maybe we could even afford something that can match our daily nutritional needs.
I dip my head in my lap and cry, because ill have no generational wealth accumulated when I die. What a ♥♥♥♥ life.

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hey GrillS! 👧 any of you wanna do me the sEXX?? 😍 I, as a frequent sex-haver 👨👣, have had every sex that there is to be had, and therefore could be considered an EXPERT! 😤😉 if you are interested in having a GOOD sex 😩 🍆 💦 then drop me into the dm at (202) 324-3000 👌

wow scott you make me feel so happy even though you're a raging homosexual ˙ ͜>˙

Noobmaster, hey it’s Thor again. You know, the god of thunder? Listen buddy, if you don’t log off this game immediately I will fly over to your house, and come down to that basement you’re hiding in and rip off your arms and shove them up your butt! Oh, that’s right, yea just go cry to your father you little weasel.

I;m thinkin about thos Beans.

Attention all visitors to this profile:

This man is SEVERELY autistic.

Do not make loud noises near him.

Do not shine bright lights near him.

Do not look him directly in the eye.

Do not touch him or any of his toys.

Doing any of the above may set him off on an autistic rampage that could endanger the lives of many.

also it worries me that someone actually wrote that entire comment out

-Hehe, hello~

I'm a very shy, little, femboy foxy. I-I'm veeery kinky and I can almost guarantee that I have no limits~

I'm looking for a quite dominant person to be able to u-use me for whatever they may wish. I hope for the person to be understanding and gentle when they need be, though.

I have a l-love of being embarrassed, humiliated, degraded, and stuff like that. I'm quite into bondage and BDSM, and also all dressed up cute or skimpy. I-I love people who can find creative uses for their "goods". I'm also up for gender transformation should anyone not like my gender~ I'm into any gender too~ >///<

O-Oh, and I love being seen as/called a girl~ It makes me feel all pretty~ >//u//<

I'd reeealy appreciate if you added me t-to have some fun taking advantage of m-my offer~

Hope to see some of you s-soon~ <3 <3 <3

+Rep. Good trader

>still plays TF2 in (((current year)))
woah dude, i forgot it's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 2012 :^)

I am a octagendered aromantic aromatic quadcore demisexual trans-bigendered 4 wheel drive fat positive demi-ethnic tumblrsexual otherfictionkin communist black israelite manlet with multiple headmates such as Malcolm x, A Blue Lobster, Ben Garrison, Sam Hyde, Moonman, Nick Bates, CWC, Jeb! Bush and Jehovah that serve as my gemsonas. I also have self diagnosed assburgers, OCD, PTSD, ADHD, HDTV, CNN, NFL, MSNBC, NBA, and various forms of cancer. Perferred Pronouns: DINDU / NUFFIN / DAZ RITE.

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really cute and nice xxx

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This just in: Scott simply cannot stop sucking ♥♥♥♥ - Scientists baffled.

I'll think about it, maybe a triple ♥♥♥♥♥♥ if I'm feeling good that day.

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garbage tank but he stay alive

Yes. My IQ is 280. One time, while on the bus, I glanced over at someone watching “Rick and Morty” for 5 minutes. My IQ jumped many dozens of points just by the mere visuals. However, the audio was way over my head. I will need to study up on this to get on the level of the super-high 400 IQ members of my school who watch Rick and Morty.

20 people from our school graduated early and went to Harvard without taking the SAT. One person took the SAT, but merely wrote “I watch Rick and Morty” on his bubble sheet and essay. He received full marks.

Just by writing the words “Rick and Morty” my IQ has jumped to 300. The intro of the show is now comprehensible. It is now time to write Quora questions about this. How am I to know if I can watch an entire episode with such a low IQ?

Thanks fam uwu

You're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.able.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stands for “Friends U Can Keep” so promise me, you’ll ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. me forever. Send this to 5 people, and see who ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.’s you back.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Q46xYqUwZQ&list=RDMM4Q46xYqUwZQ this is good

implying you aren't still edgy tho ;^)

When I was in school I used to have an IQ of 15. My classmates used to harass me for not being that smart. But since 2013, my life has changed. My IQ is now 195 and it increases by 5 every time I sit down on Sunday nights to watch this one show. It is called Rick and Morty. Because of that, I get all the girls and people are always comparing me to Albert Einstein, some even say that I am the cure for cancer. When the government found out that I watch Rick and Morty, they showed up to my residence and took me to a secret facility to take an exam. The exam was about explaining all the jokes in Rick and Morty and I had to answer each question in all currently spoken languages. Since I watched Rick and Morty, I didn't have any problems and I completed it in 30 minutes. The next day, I got to see the results and I passed the exam with a score of 100%. They gave me the title "Smartest Man in Existence". Guess I am out of this world.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand mass shootings. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of bullet trajectories most of the rounds will go over a typical victim's head. There's also the shooter's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Elliot Rodger's YouTube videos, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of the suspect, to realize that he's not just funny- he is saying something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike mass shootings truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in the shooter's existencial catchphrase "GOODNIGHT LAS VEGAS," which itself is a cryptic reference to The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas.

I was born a Female but sexually identify as an Attention Seeker. My preferred pronouns are zie, zim and zir, if you do not respect my pronouns I will refuse any further discussion with you. I am also a vegan, non-smoker and teetotaller for health reasons. I weigh 165kg but that is mostly muscle as I work out 2 hours a week at the gym. My left breast is a H cup and my right is a G cup. Please do not add me on Steam if you are a Christian, Jesus was a degenerate socialist and I want nothing to do with people who follow his cause. Please do not be offended if you encounter me and I smell of sexual activity. I am a professional cagefighter specialising in grappling and headbutting, I am currently completely undefeated with a record of 142-0. I am also a certified audiophile and my favourite genre of music is Tibetan Underwater Yodelling (TUY).

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily fromNarodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,"

Im sorry

hey, twilightsparklelover911! i'm an admin from PinkieCraft, the pony roleplay Minecraft server that you play on! i wanted to personally extend my thank you for the 100$ you donated to help keep our server alive! next time you log on we'll make sure to let me know and i'll make sure to get you that custom pony body you donated for! i regret to inform you, however, that we don't currently have a way to give you "20 foot horse ♥♥♥♥" like you requested but we'll work on it :-) thank you for the donation again and we hope to see you soon!!!!!!!! KEEP CLOPPING MY FRIEND :-)

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Stop scrolling buddy! Haha, didn't mean to scare ya! It's just that my wife died 43 years ago and all my kids have "no time for dad" because they are into heavy metal and anime. My grandkids have never seen me because they live abroad. I just came online to find someone to talk to but oh well I see you're too busy scrolling. I wish these glasses could shoot bullets into my eyes because I don't want to see any more of this world. Anyway have a nice day!

i have many many wares

damnit chiiz

I LOVE MINECRAFT

♥♥♥♥ u im a bear

Tr*mp WON!!!!

Ummm... no sweetie, he lost by a massive margin. Hillary Clinton won by over SIX MILLION votes.

She is the true winner. She is who the American people chose (especially the ones who contribute to the economy). Any time a Tr*mp supporter tries to brag, I laugh HARD in their face, and educate them with the facts. It feels good being on the right side of herstory. Tr*mp is literally the least popular candidate of all time.

She ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ won

-rep english chiiz

your waifu is ♥♥♥♥

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