bollocks I can't believe it! Alright so today we're having class and my crush was looking like a straight-up snack as usual. No one could see me from the waist down so I stared at her and started to jerk off. I was yanking it, I was cranking it the teacher's words were going in one ear and right out the other. Then my crush got up to get a cola out of her mini-fridge, her fast a$$ was on display for everyone to see. I came so hard that it shot out of my d1ck like a surface-to-air missile! My thick sticky cu m covered my Kill-La-Kill shirt, the whole class was staring. I knew they knew but I had to clean myself up. I thought I had covered the camera when I got up but the whole class saw my semi-hard d!ck in all its four inches of glory. The teacher kicked me from the class and pmd me to let me know that I had been suspended indefinitely. Does anyone know if I can sue the school for discrimination?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ep4ThJ8cQhs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDj72zqZakE

he can handle the heat, but can he handle the MEAT? ;))))

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kek11FJqi6A

When i was born the doctors tried to circumcise me. Within a week it grew back stronger. Fast forward to now, i’m 18 and have been getting circumcised every 6 months. My foreskin is now stronger than steel. Whenever i’m in danger i can stretch my foreskin around my entire body like an outer shell. I am completely water, fire, and bulletproof and extremely lightweight. I have plans to collect it and sell it as a highly rare, highly resistant material and make millions. Bridges will be made out of beams of my foreskin. Police and military will wear my foreskin vests for protection. Your children will drink from my anti-spill foreskin cups. I will be living in wealth and luxury.