You're walking in the woods
There's no one around
And your phone is dead
Out of the corner of your eye you spot him
Shia LaBeouf
He's following you
About thirty feet back
He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint
He's gaining on you
Shia LaBeouf
You're looking for your car
But you're all turned around
He's almost upon you now
And you can see there's blood on his face!
My God, there's blood everywhere!
Running for your life
(From Shia LaBeouf)
He's brandishing a knife
(It's Shia LaBeouf)
Lurking in the shadows
Hollywood superstar Shia LaBeouf
Living in the woods
(Shia LaBeouf)
Killing for sport
(Shia LaBeouf)
Eating all the bodies
Actual, cannibal Shia LaBeouf