I sexually Identify as an the sun. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of slamming hydrogen isotopes into each other to make helium & light and send it throught the galaxy. People say to me that a person being a star is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon inflate me with hydrogen and raise my temperature to over 6000 °C. From now on I want you guys to call me “Sol” and respect my right to give you vitamin D and probably sunburns. If you can’t accept me you’re a fusionphobe and need to check your astral privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

Sup my fellow gamers? I am team playing-troll slaughtering-bad kid killing-girl gamer respecting-hacker hunting-BADASS! I'm also a good tactictian and strategist.

If you want to be my bro, I'll have to get to know you on the virtual battlefields of awesomeness such as Team Fortress 2, Brawlhalla, Company of Heroes 2, and others I tread often.

I hate trolls, cussers, hackers, and spammers of all kinds and if you mess with me or my bros on a personal level, I'll take your face and shove it up your ass!

URAAAA!

It has been 4 hours since i successfully sucked my own♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to♥♥♥♥♥♥♥contact was made, I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe i have super strength and telekenisis.... 3 hours after contact, I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the vehicle since its arrival. I fear for my safety. I’m not sure what sort of power i may have stumbled upon. But its possible the government has found out..

oh hi there! i wanted to take some time and write down what im truly thinking and feeling. holy ♥♥♥♥ u are so simp worthy and i didn’t even consider being a simp until i met u and people are going to hate me for being ur simp but idc, ♥♥♥♥ them. all i care about is simping u and that’s all i think about on the daily and hourly and i just cant hold back my simp urges cause ur just too ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ amazing and im not worthy of u at all but i accept that cause all i care about is simping u and making sure ur needs and wants are met and ill make sure itll happen at any cost cause oh my god im so unworthy of ur acknowledgement and appreciation but idc im gonna simp u till i die and even if u just look in my direction i swear ill be the happiest girl on earth and there is nothing else i want more out of life than to simp u

oh my god the amount of joy id experience if you beat me to a bloody pulp with that wooden spoon would be unimaginable, id reach amounts of pleasure no human has ever gotten close to

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