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24 of 32 (75%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Be the Controller

Connect and play using a game controller.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2019 @ 3:14am

The Best Man

Get married with the best man on the altar.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2019 @ 4:17am

Trim Your Moustache

Get sucked into the riding mower.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2019 @ 11:12pm

The Secret Gardener

Orange no-thumbs are the new green thumbs.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2019 @ 11:06pm

Smokey the Dad

Only you can prevent kitchen fires.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2019 @ 11:02pm

Secret Shopper

Get the Sports Johnson cereal before the lady puts it in her cart.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2019 @ 3:37am

Unacceptable Purchase!

You're the Earl of Lemondad.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2019 @ 11:16pm

Person-al Shopper

Help all of the shoppers fill their carts.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2019 @ 3:39am

Oh Captain, My Captain

Visit with several of your crewmen while dressed as the captain.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2019 @ 3:47am

Band of Blubbers

Rescue five of your brethren from an awful fate.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2019 @ 3:41am

Cod of Duty

The fishslap is the ultimate insult.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2019 @ 3:51am

Head Otter

Wear the sea otter head.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2016 @ 3:29am

The Hero they Deserve

Manage to rescue more than 15 kelp in the World of Kelp otter game.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2015 @ 2:50am

Dunk Tank

Come on and slam and welcome to the Amazon.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2019 @ 10:59pm

Stay True to Yourself

Sneak to the cafeteria without the use of a disguise.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2019 @ 11:33pm

Poor Workplace Etiquette

Go the extra mile in ruining the break room (and Joe's reputation).
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2019 @ 11:30pm

Silent But Dadly

Sneak past the biologist in the mens room before creating a diversion in the break room.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2019 @ 11:28pm

Dancing in the Dark

Complete the Deep Sea dance challenge without missing a step.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 5:32am

Secrets of the Deep

Reveal the pride of the aquarium's jellyfish collection.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2019 @ 10:46pm

Stairs with Attitude

Climb the escalators in less than 30 seconds.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2019 @ 3:59am

No Cutsies

We have rules for a reason.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2019 @ 3:42am

Independent Woman

Scarlet plugs all of the cafeteria fountain spouts without your help.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2019 @ 4:24am

Au Naturel

Nothing left to hide.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2015 @ 7:30pm

World's Best Dad

Beat the game.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2015 @ 8:09pm



Trickshot-gun wedding

Throw the ring onto Scarlet's finger from a distance.

Domino Dynamo

They were just lined up so perfectly...

Around the World in Several Seconds

Complete the World of Kelp globe game in less than 30 seconds.

Amazonian Antagonist

In the jungle, you survive by any means necessary. Even cheating.

Everybody Loves Joe

Make the rounds as the aquarium's resident socialite shark.

Number 1 Dad

Beat the game without losing.

Number 100 Dad

Die more than 100 times in a playthrough.
2 / 100

Dadliest Wardrobe

Collect all ties in the game.
3 / 39