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If a hot witch or a goth girl suddendly gives you a chance
be careful!
it's ritual season now
Who need Dance Schools when you have Fortnite?
Gatomon smarter than you
Did you know if you have serious mental illness and have enough histroy of work, you are qualified to apply for SSDI which pays you somewhere between $1300 to $ 1600 per month.
No?
This product isn't avillable in your country?
either in mine.
Thanks
for your
service at
the
gay community
evolution has granted you
ehh-excellent
sphincter control
[Y]Receive
[N]Reject and P00p
Easiest way to become a millionaire by earning just 1 dollar:
have $999,999 in the bank
Anti Game Piracy Methods :
1, Use Anti Cracking Techs like Denuvo
2, Making a single player game Internet Connection Required
3, Make a game fun asf, people would definitely buy it.
4, Making a game as unnecessarily big as possibile, so people won't go download that game, because it would take 2x game size of disk space to install.
Don't let anyone tell you things like you ain't good enough.
You are a fully grown adult.
Tell those negative messages to yourself by yourself!
Back in the Simpsons' classic era.
Homer was simply dumb, but occasionally showing some wisdom.
Like that time Raplh thought Lisa liked him back.
and Homer tried to teach her how to response:
"RALPH, I THINK YOU'RE NICE, BUT I'M NOT READY"
"I don't wanna kill you, but I will"
"I'm not gay, but I'll learn".
On a scale from 1 to 10
How cringe am I?
Remember your cringe level is mine times 3
🌈Oh my goto!
I was sooo in gay town.🌈
And ｅｖｅｒｙｏｎｅ there totally 𝕜𝕟𝕖𝕨 𝕪𝕠𝕦!
and they wanted ≋Y≋O≋U≋ to be their (っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ town mayor! ♥
omg! lol youre ඞgay
but honey they won't let you be the health department master, said you ain't hygiene enough.
You 𝕊𝕌𝕊𝕊𝕐 𝔹𝔸𝕂𝔸!🌈
Diffs Between Ubisoft and EA
1)In 2022, Ubisoft had approximately 21,000 employees, EA had 13,000.
But Ubisoft made $335M, while EA had $1.77 Billion.
2) They both share a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ name in the game community. Ubisoft makes rather completed games, EA just sells half-finished ones or changes something from the last one.
3) Most Ubi games are similar to each other, EA games are kinda more diverse and innovative. and you have to pay for everything in the game
4) Either of their games should be pre-ordered. Most likely end up -50% in just 3 months, or end up in EA play or Ubi+.
5) If a game features online gameplay and it sucks, Ubisoft would spend quite a lot of time updating and fixing, trying to bring a 6/10 game into a 7/10.
Smart pants EA would promise you future updates, and then just disappear, when the heat is off, shuts the game.
I'm Gatomon
Finished Red Dead Redemption 2023 version
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RDR1 really made me appreciate more of RDR2, and how it advanced in every single way.
Many times in RDR1, the same sad lonely events don't hit like in RDR2.
Lack of Cinematic Camera mode, graphic & environment build from 14 years ago...
I really don't feel the same,
that loneliness in the wild land, that last part of the wild west under a beautiful sky, only you and your horse, some birds flying by... well it's not happening in RDR1, especially in the Mexico chapter.
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and character build.
They did tell more of Abigail, Jack, Bill, Dutch in Red Dead Redemption 2
In RDR1, feels like they are just NPCs to me, just existing for the story, but in RDR2, they're rather alive.
Maybe that's what you get for a game developed for 8 years and cost up to $540 million.
I tried Red Dead Redemption 1 PS4 2023 Remastered so you don't have to!
and it's trash!
---No Graphic improvement\
---No Control & Gameplay Improvement
---Less Conten due to the removal of online mode
---Super Stiff Character's Movement and lags when in gun fight
some said it's using Xbox 360 version's code
all of this trash and Rockstar is selling it for $49.99!!!!!!!
Both on PS4 and Switch, and was released in 2023 which has no any improvement.
it's even worse than GTA remastered in 2021, at least they re-built 3 games using Unreal.
If the rumors are true that this version is coming to PC, you might as well just go pirate Rockstar's @$$ off !
by this time on PSN store, both 1&2 are on sale.
$19.49 for Red Dead 2 yes still ps4, no ps5 version , and $34.99 for this trash redemption 1
I just spent a whole afternoon playing poker in Red Dead Redemption 1
and lost it all in just one all-in bet.
Did I just develop a gambling problem？
According to Homer Simpson
Vegetarians are allowed to and should eat meat when they are on vacation
i'm used to get banned in game communities for uploading nude mods
didn't know you can get reported and get your profile showcases banned & reset
censor my @$$
Sony cultists keep telling you Playstation has more games than Xbox.
What they don't tell you is that:
PS5 has no new games, and most of them also run on PS4.
While Cloud Saving is basiclly free on all PC game stores, on PS5 you have to pay for PS plus to get that feature (even xbox offer this for free)
and on PS4,PS3 you can manual-save to your USB flash drive,
on PS5? only games marked "PS4" are allowed to do that.
damn that's so ♥♥♥♥♥ obvious, just want you to buy ps plus!!!!!
It seems every guru online always tells about his life.
-like__
how he has sex 2-3 times a day
he goes to gym everyday
he doesn't waste time on Games or Social media
he reads books a lot
he doesn't need a job to live
he doen't live with his parents.
what he doesn't tell you is that
................
This is literally his current life in jail
remember how celebrities on TV always tell kids "Stay in school?"
that's what My buddy and I did.
Look at me, 54 years old, working as a junior high janitor,
my buddy,
he just never successfully graduated from the same junior high for the last 40 years
Did you know why there is already Final Fantasy XVI but only Devil May Cry 5?
Camcon cheap basterrrrrds!!!!!!!!
They won't give enough hair product budgets for Vergil!
If you look back, you'd realize 4.5 out of 6 DMC games were caused by Vergil!
And look at Final Fantasy, look at their characters! Each one from each game has more hair glue than Vergil had in a decade!
MAN I HATE YOUTUBE NOW BANING all kinds of ad skipper, ad speed-up-er, even aotu skip!
all for it's over priced youtube premium, 14 USD a month, seriously?
and have you noticed ads are getting more frequent and longer and unskipable
it's true, click the block button on the ad only takes 5 seconds while waiting for the unskipable ads combo to finish would take
15x2= 30 seconds!
Why you should watch Borat(2006)
1) It is a very serious documentary about the American Dream
2) It is very funny
3)It is very age friendly, you should totally watch with kids, kids need fun so they don't grow up creepy.
4)No NSFW plots, No racism or any other offensive forms.
5)It is the greastes film on earth and will be for another 50000000 years.
6)It has tons of gay NSFW stuff, you'll like it
... And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals.
9th generation gaming sucks, it's mostly industrial garbage and can run on last gen's consoles, and they ain't that productive like they used to.
today owning a PS2 or PS3/Xbox360 makes it all nostalgia and priceless in memorise, it was all about fun.
Petah Pakah and Miles Morales are two unique Spidermen
Do you know the difference between them?
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Well, Miles is a N and has bio electricity and invisible ability.
Petah just shoots bad guys with his much thicker semen and leaves it everywhere in New York.
If your PC set doennot have those, it's out of date!
Jumbotron Screen
Edible Power Supply
Eco-Friendly Case
At least 5 of GTX 750 GPUs
HUAWEI CPU
Bulletproof Case Shell
AI Assistant Hentai Figures & Stickers
DOLBY VISION RBG LIGHTS
1TB exFAT Flashdrive (It's called flashdrive? Speed of light!)
Real Life Mouse
Razer MIDI Keyboard
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If not, you are nothing
PS5 is good, the cheapest 4K gaming you can have.
PS5 store isn't.
I'm kinda disappointed , PS5 is almost 4 years old.
and still more PS4 games than PS5 games.(and most of them are just next-gen updated PS4 games)
and tons of them are Sweet Baby Inc Detected!
no wonder community says it's more of a UHD remastered PS4
Get rich quick:
Step 1:
Get a bunch of simps for yourself
Step 2:
Get diabetes
Step 3:
Diabetic urine is sweet like honey, my friend.
You are gonna make some dentists real rich!
Step 4:
take 80% of the money from the dentists and give them each a cup of your urine for each transaction.
In most online games
"Your mom" is banned for account names.
"Thy mum" isn't
are they stewid?
Buy me RTX 4090.
I need it to generate high quality Elsa&Anna lesbian pictures.
U can hav all of my work
I came back from a not-distant future to deliver this message
The guy who shall post a comment after me actually has stage 4 prostate cancer
Godbless
This dude has a crush on you! 👇↓👇↓👇↓👇↓👇↓
Even Homer Simpson from the game The Simpsons: Hit and Run can do double jump.
Yet Vergil is still seeking more power
is he stewpid>?
Foolishness Vergil, foolishness
Go ask anyone who's dated their teacher
None of them has any regrets.
Especially for those who received homeschool education
Vegetarians do not eat any meat
Vegan is more radical than vegetarian.
They eat Vegetables+ Bacon
Vegetable+Bacon = Vegan
You might have heard from me that one leading reason short people die faster is because they inhale more fart than us.
well, here's another one
they'are too short
which makes them able to give themselves bl0w j0bs
hence they do it 24/7 and die
Failing is not bad, not trying is!
what im saying is do not be afraid of failing
say next time a stranger comes to you and asks the way.
Point him any direction you like, even though you don't know the way
How to show your love to someone in Chinese
Basic: 我喜欢你
Advanced: 问世间情为何物，直叫人生死相许
Legendary: 我好想拿一把新鲜香菜，切掉香菜叶子拿香菜根，一根一根的塞进你的 屁眼 里，有多难受我就有多爱你
As we know 60% of a human body is made of water
which means if you like water
you like 60% of every other man on earth.
Being gay is cool now, don't be shy.
but my love for my friend's mom is definitely 100%
Did you know if you remove meat from your diet
can help you reduce 80% of your will to live
Just because i say the n word and call you guys gay a lot
does not make me a racist or somewhat homophobic
I mean you like pizza, does it make you an Italian?
\NO!
I am simply offensive to everyone
I understand you are lonely, otherwise you wouldn't spend so much on games.
Here are some apps for you to make frineds:
Les Park
Grinder
Jack'd
SCRUFF
Hornet
HeeSay
GROWLR
Taimi
Gay Travel
Gsland
Guysonly
none of them are made for gays
y'all shorter than me
which means you all gonna inhale more fart than I will ever
I'll try to remember you guys
Short people do die faster
cause they smell more fart than others
Why you should get a cat
Remember when you are in the toilet and the paper just run out?
if you have a cat, you can literally train the cat
to be the toiolet paper
Don't just say hi when greeting people
Diff people require diff greeting words.
offensive to everyone tutorial
General: Hi!
African American:" 's up my ni..."
Japanese:" ki sama baka!"
Chinese: " ni hao, cnm"
British: " Morning! Had your bo'oh'o'wa'er mate?"
Germany: " Hail Hit...."
Orphans: "Hello sweety! Where are your parents?"
Sigma male :" No biaches?"
Chad: you basic asf
Lesbian & Gay: Why'd choose to be gay?
Trans: you are what you were born
Gen alpha: Skibidi toilet is lame
Gen Z: skibidi is peak
Boomer: still breathing?
Norwegian: Death Metal is the best
Sweden: Black metal is better than death metal, and pirating movies should go to hell
Russian: "still drinking vodka and f@king bears all day?
Simpsons fans: season 34 is better than all s1-s9 combined!
Star Wars fans: Disney saved the franchise！
John Wick: No wife, no dogs?
Patrick starfish:TUBBY
You guys are double standarded as well!
You be like:
"Lady parts"
"boobs, ♥♥♥♥♥, more more more"
but when it comes to a girl with a pen!s
or some dude's nude
you'd be like " ewwww wtf"
also be like " lesbian corn ! I love it!"
" gay corn,? ewww!"
man, gender equality my as!
We should fight for genital equality！