2024년 고슴도치 정형학 박사 곰XX 교수님이 쓴 논문중 일부를 발췌하였다.

강아지의 꼬리속도 관련 문헌분석
Literature Review of GANG.R.G tail speed
곰팡이 G. P. E 박사

ABSTRACT

In the context of whimsical observations regarding canine behavior, a novel hypothesis has emerged: the exponential increase in canine happiness this year may result in dogs wagging their tails at such high speeds that they could take flight. suggesting that as dogs experience heightened joy, their rapid tail wagging could inadvertently lead to disruptions in air travel, resulting in flight cancellations or operational challenges for airlines.

Dogs, celebrated for their cheerful disposition, have shown an unprecedented surge in happiness, leading to more vigorous tail wagging. This exuberant behavior, while endearing, raises the question of its potential impact on the atmosphere and aviation dynamics. Our hypothesis posits that if this trend continues, the consequences could extend beyond the joyful antics of dogs, influencing air traffic management and scheduling.

To investigate this phenomenon, we conducted a review of anecdotal evidence, social media trends, and cultural narratives that link increased canine happiness to aviation disruptions. Our analysis included 10 varied sources, highlighting the absurdity of this correlation while emphasizing the whimsical nature of the narrative surrounding dogs and their perceived impact on air travel.

Findings suggest that while there is no scientific foundation for this hypothesis, the image of a dog joyfully wagging its tail at high velocities has become a metaphor for unforeseen challenges in air travel. This study underscores the importance of critical thinking when confronted with nonsensical correlations and the necessity of distinguishing fact from fiction in public discourse.

Key Words: dog, happiness, tail wagging, flight cancellations, aviation disruptions, absurdity


1년이내에 대한민국에 존재하는 강아지뿐만 아니라,
은 세상의 개가 모두 하늘을 날 수 있을 것이며,.
이는 비행기의 이륙과 착륙의 불편함을 초래하므로 많은 결항이 예상되....

이를 통하여
곰팡이 교수는 강아지 꼬리콥터라는 주제로 자신이 쓰고싶은 논문을 마구 적으면서도, 그래도 인상적이고 싶다는 생각에 마지막에 비과학적인 상관관계를 믿지 않고 사실과 허구를 구별하는 것이 얼마나 중요한지를 알려주는 심오한 메시지를 담아 논문으로써의 유익성과 멋짐을 챙겼다고 합니다.

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사실은 강아지가 주인을 산책을 시켜왔다는
고슴도치 정형학 박사 곰XX 교수님의 전체 논문

Literature Review of “It Turns Out Dogs Are Actually Walking Humans!”

Author: 박사 G. P. E.

Abstract:
Traditionally, humans have been believed to lead their dogs on walks, but this study tested the hypothesis that dogs may, in fact, guide humans. To explore the dynamics of human-dog interactions, we tracked both human and dog movements during walks, analyzing changes in direction, walking speed, and the decision-making behind the walking route. The results show that dogs tend to guide human movements more frequently, often choosing the direction or controlling the pace. These findings suggest that dogs are not merely followers in the walking dynamic, but active participants.

Introduction:
The human-dog relationship has a long history, with humans traditionally seen as the leaders during walks, while dogs follow. However, recent behavioral studies have suggested that dogs may influence human behavior. This study investigates whether dogs actually lead humans during walks. By analyzing the leadership dynamics between humans and dogs, this research aims to provide new insights into the human-dog relationship and how dogs’ behavior impacts human movement.

Method:
We studied 20 human-dog pairs using GPS tracking devices to record their walking routes and speeds. For each walk, we tracked all changes in direction and speed to determine whether the human or the dog led the change. Based on this data, we compared the percentage of walks led by dogs versus those led by humans.

Results:
The analysis revealed that dogs led the direction or route in 60% of cases, compared to 40% led by humans. Dogs were more likely to initiate changes in the route, and they frequently controlled the pace, either by stopping or adjusting speed. These observations provide strong evidence that dogs significantly influence human behavior during walks.

Discussion:
This study demonstrates that dogs often lead human movement during walks. Contrary to the conventional belief that humans play the dominant role, our findings show that dogs are active participants in guiding the walking process. These results call for a reevaluation of the autonomy dogs exhibit in their interactions with humans, offering a fresh perspective on human-dog relationships.

Conclusion:
This study proves that dogs can lead humans during walks, challenging the traditional understanding of the human-dog walking dynamic. In conclusion, it can be said that, indeed, dogs are the ones walking humans.

“무려” 20쌍의 강아지 오너들을 통하여 조사를 해보았는데, 이 정도의 산책 주도권이라면.
사실 산책은 사람이 하는 것이 아니라
강아지가 하는 것이라고 보이므로.
이는 곧 “강아지가 사람을 산책시킨다” 는 강력한 가설을 뒷받침 할 수 있는 근거가 될 수 있다. - 박사. G. P. E

SCOPUS, SCI-E, SSCI, A&HCI에 등재된
곰팡박사의 해당 논문은 각종 저널과 많은 개들의 옹호를 받아 지금의 명성을 얻었다고 합니다.

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