Ten little newb players playing CoD online;
One fragged his little self and then there were nine.

Nine little newb players up very late;
One got himself raped and then there were eight.

Eight little newb players established a connection;
One dropped eth0 and then there were seven.

Seven little newb players mashing joysticks;
One double tapped "Q" and then there were six.

Six little newb players playing Still Alive;
A sentry stung one and then there were five.

Five little newb players in Killing Floor;
One became zombie food and then there were four.

Four little newb players running Survivors see;
A sad witch raked one and then there were three.

Three little newb players waiting in a queue;
A power line fell and then there were two.

Two little newb players campaign almost done;
One got killed and then there was one.

One little newb player left with no fun;
I jumped him with my knife and then there were none.

No little newb players playing on my server,
Guess time's come to become an observer.