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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2016 @ 4:54pm

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 28 May, 2017 @ 5:28pm

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 31 May, 2017 @ 8:09pm

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2016 @ 5:44pm

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 29 May, 2017 @ 12:38am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 28 May, 2017 @ 12:13pm

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2017 @ 11:55pm

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2017 @ 3:47pm

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2017 @ 3:27am

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2017 @ 1:52am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2017 @ 3:39pm

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2017 @ 3:40pm

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2016 @ 5:23pm

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2018 @ 7:46am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2017 @ 3:47pm

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2020 @ 5:58am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 28 May, 2017 @ 5:00pm

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 28 May, 2017 @ 8:11pm

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2017 @ 1:25am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2016 @ 5:01pm

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2016 @ 7:31pm

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 28 May, 2017 @ 9:44am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2016 @ 5:19pm

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 28 May, 2017 @ 9:00pm

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2017 @ 11:29pm

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2017 @ 9:31pm

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 12:47pm

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2017 @ 3:45am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2017 @ 3:05am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 2:30pm

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 2:33pm

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 12:58pm

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 3:45pm

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 4:48pm

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2020 @ 2:27pm

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2020 @ 9:30am

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 7:24pm

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2020 @ 3:21am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2020 @ 9:55am

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 11:04pm

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 6:34pm

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2020 @ 6:03pm

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 7:26pm

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 6:23pm

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 3:18pm

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 10:53pm

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 9:11pm

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:37pm

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 11:27pm



Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.