Have you reported to your assigned democratic officer lately?

You suck

and swallow

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When I was in 3rd grade, I was obsessed with the sound that comes from slapping my ♥♥♥♥ side to side. Basically, you have to rapidly twist your torso back and forth, propelling the penis to and fro, creating that slapping effect (you have to be buck naked). I even once thought of forming a ♥♥♥♥-slapping gang; whenever we beat up somebody, we would throw him on the ground, surround him, strip naked, and torment him with our ♥♥♥♥ slapping noises. That sound is so perfect and crisp that I also thought of using it as a means of communication. Please don’t make fun of me for this because I was young and it was a long time ago. Thank you.

Are you really a girl? I heard your voice in CS:GO a few weeks ago and sent you a friend request. I noticed that you didnt accept it, so I came here to figure out why. I think your voice was really cute and I think we should be friends. Would you possibly have a kik? My parents just bought me an ipod for the holiday rosh hashanah and I wanted to meet some girls online. Please accept my friend request.

-rep this guy got me community banned because I posted hentai onto his profile