Recent reviews by Mr Whiskeydiver Slippyfist

I finished Binary Domain back in 2014. Despite it's flaws, despite it's shortcomings, this game remains one of, if not my favorite third person shooter of all time. I am fully aware there are superior games that beat it in almost every technical aspect imaginable, but the absolute blast I had playing Binary Domain from start to finish sticks to with me to this day. It still feels as if I just beat this game yesterday.

Why does it feel that way? I honestly and simply do not know. It is something that defies my ability to form a concrete answer I can be comfortable saying I am satisfied with. Not everyone will like this game. Some will love it. Some will hate it. Some will find it average. Some will want to ram a pike up my backside Vlad the Impaler style for being motivated by my review to buy the game and despise it. I am ok with that possibility (please don't do it. ) but to cover my ass, you have to make the decision in the end as to whether or not you want to buy and play Binary Domain.

My review is not based on the technical ups and downs of the game. It is not based on the quality of the story or characters. It is based simply upon my love for the game and not being able to figure out why I still have such fond memories of it to this day.

Do I recommend it? I sure damn do, but play the demo first to make sure to get an idea as to whether you want to buy t he game or not. My opinion on it is my own and cannot be seen gospel as my opinion is one of many and no more important than any other review.

It's just another great castlevania style game. Buy it. Don't hesitate. If you don't like it, there's something wrong with you. It's not the game.

Respectable speed of progression. You will hit a money wall here and there, but there are times when upgrades help you catapult past an order of magnitude or three.

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The Good:
The voice acting is top notch. Troy Baker delivers an award winning performance yet again.
Giant numbers and stuff
Clicking to kill things
Captivating story about love, loss, and ninjas.


The Bad:
I got sand in my shoes
Carpal Tunnel from clickurbating.

Overall solid game. Perfect score of 5/7 would reccomend.

Dynasty Warriors games the best time sink games ever. If you love being a completionist, getting every max level weapon and every character to max level, you will be in *Insert afterlife beliefs here*.

The bonus for having a great weapon and a leveled up character is...YOU CAN PURSUE LU BU!

Seriously this game is great for the amount of stuff you can do in it given its current sale price cost.

I reccommend this game with only two thumbs up, because I have two thumbs. If I had 10 thumbs up, I would give it 10 thumbs up.

If there's anyone that wants to donate me the 8 thumbs needed to give this game 10 thumbs up, that would be much appreciated.

Punch yourself really hard if you actually paid money for this. No seriously. Do it. Then kick yourself in the balls as an encore.

You play it, you ♥♥♥ buckets of joy because of how awesome it is.

Ah. Another depressing reminder that steam will always let people know "hey. you put your hands in that stinking, rotting, festering pile of ♥♥♥♥ and played with it for exactly x amount of hours before getting the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ common ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sense to stop you giant ♥♥♥♥♥♥!"

I'd rather pleasure myself with rugged leather gloves than play this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pile of ♥♥♥♥ on ♥♥♥♥ again.