900 days gang

Merry christmas, friend. I miss you.

merry chrimbo matt xx

Congratulations on being dead for one year! I bought you a virtual (cup)cake.

I just sent in my wageslave application, hope you're not falling into the same pit of hopelessnes as i am. Stay strong buddy.

https://youtu.be/zWH_9VRWn8Y?t=50

aka hes literally homeless

Wilson's Pistol (a.k.a. CIA's Gun) was the trusty Heckler & Koch USP Compact that CIA Agent Bill Wilson carried.

One theory states the possibility of CIA being schizophrenic, thinking that his weapon was sentient and proceeding to speak to it.

Yet another claims that CIA felt the gun didn't want to fire, and he yells at it for having "a lotta loyalty for Ahyred, Gun!"

CIA cocking the pistol twice has led to the belief that he used two different weapons, after losing the first one out the plane door.

The reason CIA fired his gun is unknown. Possibilities include shooting at Masketta Man and his car, defending against an unknown flying object, hunting for fowl, and accidental discharge. it is not known if the bullet fired by CIA resulted in any injury or death on the ground. Maimen tried to get his boss's attention afterwards because he was surprised at what was hit, or perhaps because he wanted to lecture CIA on proper gun safety.

Congratulations on being deceased for 100 days.

We unironically still miss you and would like it if you came back.
Happy Hanukkah.

Merry xmas.

Give him a wake up call that he NEEDS to do these things, he can't rely on people for all of his life, failing that, give him an ultimatum for him to make an effort to get out of the slump and find a hobby outside the house to develop his people skills, like the gym or something, I have a feeling the knee situation (after healing) is just an excuse to not do anything, I used to do the exact same, it's definitely depression or maybe even agoraphobia at this point, hope you feel better you got it off your chest

Only through pain and suffering can you be taught the skill of social interaction, keep trying.

But my problem is, I have a Christmas party with my co-workers tonight, and I'm not sure which big guy I should be. I want to be a bit more outgoing and talkative than usual, but not TOO much. I had a bad experience with Ahyred Gunn this spring, when I got a bit TOO confident, so I don't want to use him. I'd like to try a big guy listed on the flight plan, but I'm not sure which once. I like SIR?, but I feel like he would make me come across as an autist. I was actually thinking about Dr. Pavel, but not saying anything him a bit.

Do you guys have any ideas for a big guy that would be sociable and confident, but not too much so?

I know that this is going to sound incredibly autistic, but I cannot function in social settings unless I imagine myself as a big guy. No, I don't go around saying "for you" or move like a big guy or anything. I just feel myself with the overall demeanor of the big guys. I can pass off as a normie well with this.

I choose big guys that already compliment my personality. My main 3 are Dr. Pavel (When I'm feeling quiet but confident), CIA (When I'm feeling a bit smug/cocky) and Bane (When I'm feeling a bit edgy). I also have a rotating list of big guys that I can use. I've done Smee, Maiman, Button-lee, Masketta Man, Juan Ovyu, Brother, etc...

im big

Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Burwell

I wonder what death feels like.

Anyone know that feeling when you are 19 years old and realise the last 3 years being a NEET were for nothing and to fix everything you buy a £2500 guitar so you can finally stop talking to your only friends, who were so kind to show up at your house unannounced, at 5pm when you were still asleep, during the Cambridge 2016 International Friend Meetup. Thanks for the offering us coffee.

When a woman gets a vibrator it's seen as a bit of naughty fun. But when a guy orders a 240v ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Pro 5000 blow up latex doll with 6 speed pulsating ♥♥♥♥♥, elasticised anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, he's called a pervert?

Now you're gone
I realized my love for you was strong
And I miss you here now you're gone
I keep waiting here by the phone
With your pictures hanging on the wall

Now you're gone
I realized my love for you was strong
And I miss you here now you're gone
I keep waiting here by the phone
With your pictures hanging on the wall

Is this the way it's meant to be?
Only dreaming that you're missing me
I'm waiting here at home
I'll be crazy now you're gone

There's an empty place in my heart
Without my Anna it will break apart
It won't heal, it never fades away
I'll be thinking 'bout you everyday

Are you ready? Now you're gone
I realized my love for you was strong
And I miss you here now you're gone
I keep waiting here by the phone
With your pictures hanging on the wall

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ noob -rep never play with this guy feeds and is ♥♥♥♥ die

Goood night mate <3

OK IM DONE WAITING FOR U NOW IM GONE

🔑 ™: i'll watch film now then
🔑 ™: i'll be back online after
🔑 ™: i'll watch film now then
🔑 ™: i'll be back online after
🔑 ™: i'll watch film now then
🔑 ™: i'll be back online after
🔑 ™: i'll watch film now then
🔑 ™: i'll be back online after
WHERE ARE |YOu matt

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Awful support, didn't ward in the correct places. He feeds a lot to the other team and upsets a lot of the players within the game. 0/10 player, would not consider playing with him if you're thinking about it. I don't even play DOTA and I know this.

Aboslute ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot, feeds then blames the carry, Would not place with this scrub again, Learn dota ♥♥♥♥♥♥

-rep scammed me lol

worst support ever. >ou were playing like passive bot. Dont paly dota again. its made for humans, not for animals like you.

Thanks for making me reflect on my behaviour. Well mannered.

- this scrub scammed me. do not trust this nerd

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See If You Can Get 420 Before Easter!!!
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nerd

I freshly joined this server Wednesday after getting our applications accepted. Ready to start a new chapter of Role-play, I headed out of the city deep into the wild, on my way we saw many houses with signs outside about role-play break ins and fields being stolen or burnt.
I then got to a untouched farm land, I went onto the forums to look again to see the rules about stealing peoples crops, I couldn't see anything about it so I placed a role-play sign stating (The field has had some of the wheat stolen.) and began stealing some crops for myself from the field.

gotta go fast

a wild sanic appears

fite me, and my dank memes

Do you ♥♥♥♥♥ want sum u ♥♥♥♥ jem wastey

god i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate this guy

hi mate its me from team speak, the ones who have ban wars. If you ever want to give sex or something just hit me up ok. good, tell jem i want him dead

yo, waddup my negev

The gameplay is fun and addictive (especially driving), there's a huge amount of things to do (like flying a plane, eating and getting fat, changing your clothes and your hairstyle, fighting over gang territories, or robbing a house.) the map is enormous and contains not just cities, but also countryside, desert, mountains, lakes, and more, and the game is so big there are even myths for it. It also runs quite well on old computers.

However, it's not perfect, because on ocassions you're going to be extremely frustrated when playing some of the missions and the spawn system can be really annoying at times (for example - when driving, sometimes when you look in a different direction a car spawns right in front of you).

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ive waited so lung m9 :v bad luck anyways ty <3 xox

wheres ma game u ch33ky kent

i am bek

scrub aint got no dank

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ autist

You what mate?

"Yeaa, err, Hi matt, I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ your camel last night by accident, sorry errhh" -Josh