[Paul] Just a minute, you just assured me that I could speak
[Policeman] Sit down inside the car. We're not assuring anything. You're under arrest
[Paul] Look, I'm under what
Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest
Have a look at the headlock here
See that chap over? He- GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS!
This is the bloke who got me on the penis before!
[Policeman] Hop in the car
[Paul] Why did you do this to me?
[Policeman] Hop in the car
[Paul] For what reason?
What is the charge?
Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?
Oh that's a nice headlock Sir
Oh
Aaah yes. I see that you know your judo well. Good one
And you Sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis?
How dare-
Get your hands off me
Ta-ta and farewell!
One cuff, look
They even broke the cuff