I crave the touch of another woman so much it's unreal. It's taking a toll on me physically and I don't know what to do. When I'm close to another woman I deeply inhale so I can take in their natural body odour and perceive a greater deal of their pheromones. I have uncontrollable boners when I accidentally brush by a woman in a crowd. Masturbation doesn't do it for me anymore. My hand is not attractive and doesn't resemble the supple texture of the female sexual instrument. Please help.

Ben Shapiro stood on the stage, facing his opponent, a liberal who had been trying to debate him for months. The liberal was well-known for his fiery rhetoric and his ability to sway crowds with his words, but Ben was not intimidated. He had faced many opponents before, and he was ready for this challenge.

The liberal began his attack, launching into a tirade about the evils of capitalism and the need for socialism. He cited statistics and studies, trying to paint a picture of a society in which the rich grew richer and the poor grew poorer. But Ben was ready for him.

"You seem to be forgetting one important thing," Ben said, his voice calm and measured. "The statistics you're citing are outdated and irrelevant. The world has changed since those studies were conducted, and the data you're using is no longer accurate. In fact, the evidence shows that capitalism has lifted more people out of poverty than any other economic system in history."

+rep he's a bit sus but it's fine.

So today in school, my English teacher was having us do presentation in front of our class. For my presentation, I decided to troll my entire class by making my entire slideshow about the popular game, Among Us. I started off the presentation by showing the class the picture of the Among Us imposter wearing sneakers (it's a meme on google if you want to search for it). For some reason, no one laughed at the meme. My teacher told me "this isn't what your presentation is supposed to be about." I responded by yelling "THE TEACHER IS SUS I SAW HER VENT" and then naruto running around the room. Again, no one even giggled. I assume it's because it was forst bell and everyone was tired. My teach.

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lol dumbass forgot to update specs and location