George_the_Crab
My name? My name is hate man-child.   Zimbabwe
 
 
Games aren’t art. They’re toys for children and it’s considered in bad form to talk about anything meaningful, or impactful or thought provoking. I'm hungry

I'm sleepy
Don't wanna die


Se cr et things about me:

Meta post-ironic garbage diving tumo(bl)r driving, foahchan dwelling, reddit vibing shaking baking surfing smurfing person that goes "ach-ach i'm such a trash" defensive mode and gets ping-ponged across idiot succesfull capitalist celebrity people and garbage of the web, talentless chunk of a biological hivemind that hides behind class conflict and justifies lack of any skill as part of being poor, doesn't understand meanings of terms and words so calls everything "postmodern", thinks earthbound 2 is a piece of art even though secretly not being able to accept it as a low-effort christian based game which it is, claps to each colorful thematic substanceless piece of media for lacking a strong sense of individual, defends the weakest link in the whole entertainment medium as not being able to understand the value of the word "art" since anything can be it, furtherly de-valuing the people standard for decency and kindness, by giving power to abstract dehumanizing concepts and absurd flaws just because it's far more achievable for a degenerate individual to strive towards mediocrity and acceptance rather than real progress thus resulting to paradoxical thinking of what humanism really is, driving further into destruction of marginal layers of any conceptual circle

I'm actually a girl gamer hiding in plain sight from thirsty men and i love classic oldschool shooters (not boomer shooters), rpgs and even arcade games, ask me anything

"Hipster contrarian" with bad opinions and love for style/narrative games such as:
Planescape: Torment (aka "d&d based" slav-vibin harem anime)
Turgor (Original Version not the redux on steam, but play the wiki/youtube version instead, P.S. Cradle is better than anything Debilovsky made)
Disco Elysium (cool visual novel by carl marx, who has dalmatian colored pubes)
Darkwood (dude they were just sitting there with sticks up their ass)
Momky island (still the best amongst pnc adventures besides meet n' ♥♥♥♥)
MGS PW (i was born in a small village, also peace walker and GZ are part of the same game, ♥♥♥♥ you)
YS series (the most meaningful rpg)
Halfey Lifey (one. not two. mainly because of Opossum Force)
System Shock 2 (cool conflict)
Deus Sex..(wow i just realised it says.. SEX)
Wuppo! (yes this is a narrative driven game now ♥♥♥♥ you)
Monaco (lol did you know it had story?)
Zeno Clash (i punch chikin majn now)
Oddworld (green fraggle rock knockoff creature farting and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ his way into your heart)
LISA (it's a game i don't know any girl named lisa)(that's a made up lie for a joke actually i know a girl named lisa and her parents made her smoke weed as a 2 year old she's ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up now)
Talos Principle (tbh this is the best puzzle game ever made it made me very smart(
Windosill (car go brr choochoo very cool)
I don't remember honestly but those games i find the most endearing and they are the ones i can reach off the top of my head, and those are just the Steam ones. so there's that.

I also like clusterfrick games like Exploding Lips (check out awesome mod :LipsSmile: Mayhem Mansion!) and early Cactusquid

Check out www.locomalito.com for arcade stuff, very cool

Majora's Mask, Oracle of Seasons/Ages , Mother 3 and Warioland 2,4 is my favorite Nine-tendo sheeht

Nihom Falcom and Quintet are my favorite jRPG developers

Also check out Onion Games, they're awesome :sans:
Σε παιχνίδι
Garry's Mod
Αγαπημένο παιχνίδι
I've got a secret, don't tell anybody
I don't actually like undertale it SUCKS

Also

Only nerd losers use info box to describe themselves.
You think somebody cares?
I'm only reading it to make fun of you between my friends in PM


Also

All time favorite video game franchises:
Metal Guilty Slug Gear (Solid); Parappa the Rapper; YS; Thief: The Dark Project/Metal Age;
Gods play Spyro the Dragon on PS1 (HD is made by indians paid in cheese crackers)

It would take me all day to list singular entries, so here's a rundown, everything else SUCKS
All time favorite genres: RPG, JRPG, Immersive sim, FPS (Classic cuz new ones SUCK, especially boomer shooters), Arcade and Fighting games. New ones suck dog!

Maybe Point&Click games but they suck now

Ninja Gaiden 3 is good, f*ck off fanboys

Non-Numbered HALO games and ODST are good

I also have love/hate relationship with the horror genre and i will gladly yell at you that your (favorite) horror game sucks. (They now all suck too so screw that idea actually)

Also

Lists like that make you look like a bad visual novel character with a crappy bio

Things i hate: Bioshock franchise; When people who don't understand RPG formulas make RPGS; Dark Souls fans for ruining everything; Telltale Walking Dead and everything they spawned afterwards (thanks for ruining point and click format idiots); When people can't differentiate between roguelikes and roguelites (cuz they all suck); Diablo-like games; When people overrate Wolfenstein series.(blake stone is better); Metroidvanias (non-existent genre that can't even beat the original mobile-tier games from GBA era, TAZ:WANTED is the best metroidvania); 3D Fighting games like Tekken, Soul Calibur, Virtua Fighter, they are the LAMEST pseudogames for people who don't know **** and yes they are worse than straight up bad fighting games like SNK ones(Also Mortal Kombat - Street Fighter - MVC but only because they are SUPER BORING, DEAD or ALIVE is fine tho cuz it's a cute fappin game to play with one hand!!) GO play Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith for PS2, you MORON, cone of shame goes for FRENCH BREAD games cuz their best game is Glove on Fight 2, the rest is for stupid doujinshi losers; When people hide redirect links in View more info

Fav Fighting Series: Granblue, GuiltyGear

Favorite anime: Lupin the 3rd Part III, Gamba No Bouken, Treasure Island (1978), Hakugei (1997), Outlaw Star, HxH (1999)
Προθήκη στιγμιοτύπων
Προθήκη εικόνας τέχνης
I LOVE MY WIFE [MARRIED IN CREATURES:VILLAGE]
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Creatures
Check out my STEAM Reviews, there is stuff in there, too
Creatures
https://gtm.you1.cn/storesteam/app/1823900/Creatures_Village/
creatures
https://gtm.you1.cn/storesteam/app/1818340/Creatures_The_Albian_Years/
CREATURES
https://gtm.you1.cn/storesteam/app/1659050/Creatures_Docking_Station/

My other favorite games includes:

1. Scrolling a collection of historical freaks in Residents: Freak Show (+Bad Day Midway)
2. Waiting for sunrise to solve a stupid trial&error stranded island puzzle in Myst 2000
3. Listening to Bambino in Kingdom O'Magic
4. Chak's temple. Formerly Sigma's
5. Probing french brains in Commander Blood
6. Showcasing what hacks Half-Life writers stole in Gadget – Invention, Travel, & Adventure
7. Dump in The Dark/Hunkenstein-verse
8. DROD and Gubble - cool puzzles
9. Monkey brains - five little monkey jumping on the bed in coop (It's battleblock theater)
10. In Sound Mind - 10/10 horror comedy (rare breed) Me and the Boys
11. Vermintide 1/2 - I like 1 for saving melee combat in FPS from hexen (Feels like coop PSP title with eyecandy graphics), and I like 2 for horde gameplay.
12. Dujanah and Beeswing - Wonderful personal experience (Sluggish morss is gutter trash btw)

Ubisoft's King Kong is good

Cool mods:
Duke Nukem Alien Armageddon
AMC TC
Brutal Doom sucks, I don't remember which version doesn't suck, prob 19 but try Brutal Doom 64 instead, PBrutality is alright but I recommend taking Ketchup, Bolognese or NashGoreNext and just rolling with custom. (Combined arms v1 mix well, DON'T take v1.1 and beyond that, schizo creator ruined his own mod)
HALO COMBAT REVOLVED
Ismo's Quest
Radiator 1
HL mods suck except for Corny Voyage (check out my gmod collections tho)

Fav type of FPS: Shadow Warrior (classic), Soldier of Fortune, I like console FPS like Medal of Honor (psx), TimeSplitters and TUROK 2 (but for gore only)
Fav modern fps: Selaco, Ion Maiden (DLC patched), Phantom Fury
Fav. COD series: Black Ops
All time favorite: Suda's Kill the Past Trilogy (TSC,FSR,KILLER7)
Fav scammer dev: Treasure (company)

Notify me when Doom mods stop being glorified gimmick conversions and weapon packs (and Barbie games for boys) For your own stuff check these two or Icaruslives.

Fav Arcades: Monster Maulers, Violent Storm, Denjinmakai II, Edward Randy, Shock Troopers

Terry Scott Taylor ripped off Bonzo Escape
Anyway check out my Playlist
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Klaatu - The Story of A Lighthouse Keeper
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George_the_Crab 27 Σεπ, 9:15 
From now on I'm consdering the hottest thing a girl can say to a man is "raid my mombasa"
malone✦ 29 Ιουλ, 5:07 
+rep скилл
Immortal_gamer 14 Σεπ 2022, 12:53 
:steamhappy::UDG_Heart:
Catharsis 13 Αυγ 2022, 21:23 
ЭТО ДОМИКИ ЛЕНИНА НА ДОЛЛАРЫ СТАЛИНА!!! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ЭТО ДОЛЛАРЫ ЛЕНИНА ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ МЕХИ БЫЛИ КУЛПЕННЫ СПИЗЖЕННЫ ДЛЯ ЛЕНИНА!!! ЧТОБЫ БУРЖУЕВ ОТПИЗДИТЬ МЕХА РОБОТАМИ С АРМАТУРАМИ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!!!
George_the_Crab 9 Ιουλ 2022, 16:54 
я хз кто это - профиль закрытый, непонятно
canio 9 Ιουλ 2022, 16:19 
Зачем УДалился ? нормально Же Общались... Просьти дружище, хочу вЫть от боли