I AM DR. PANTS—AND I AM BETTER THAN YOU.

Your pants? Inferior. A sad, wrinkled testament to your failure as a person. My pants? Supreme. Tailored perfection so flawless they could end wars and rewrite history. While you fumble around in discount denim and tragic stitching, I stride through life draped in pure legwear divinity.

You don’t just wear bad pants—you wear an insult to the concept of pants. My threads are legendary, my cuffs are flawless, and my waistband sits upon the throne of superiority itself. Every fiber of my pants mocks your feeble attempts at fashion.

You could spend a lifetime trying, but you will never match me. My pants are a masterpiece; yours are a mistake. Accept this truth and bow to my superiority.

I don’t wear pants to fit in. I wear pants to remind you that I’m better.

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In case you're wondering how to make an apple pie, here is the recipe:

Ingredients: 1 recipe pastry for a 9 inch double crust pie, 1/2 cup unsalted butter, 3 tablespoons all-purpose flour, 1/4 cup water, 1/2 cup white sugar, 1/2 cup packed brown sugar, 8 Granny Smith apples - peeled, cored and sliced

Directions: Preheat oven to 425 degrees F (220 degrees C). Melt the butter in a saucepan. Stir in flour to form a paste. Add water, white sugar and brown sugar, and bring to a boil. Reduce temperature and let simmer. Place the bottom crust in your pan. Fill with apples, mounded slightly. Cover with a lattice work crust. Gently pour the sugar and butter liquid over the crust. Pour slowly so that it does not run off. Bake 15 minutes in the preheated oven. Reduce the temperature to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Continue baking for 35 to 45 minutes, until apples are soft.

+Rep Sexy man would sex again

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are


im proud of u bro

love festo

-rep not gay