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33 of 50 (66%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 6:32pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 7:37pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 9:56am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 12:35pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 10:43am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 11:32am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 12:39pm

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 9:47am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 6:28pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 3:01pm

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 10:36am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 11:03am

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 10:28am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 10:55am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 3:15pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 11:17pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 5:48pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 3:28pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 10:44pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 7:37pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 11:25am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 11:30am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 9:48am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 11:18pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 10:37am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 10:20pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 10:20pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 5:48pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 3:55pm

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 11:45pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 10:28am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 11:34am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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