I'M GOING INTO LABOR

GIVE ME THE GOOP GIVE ME THE GOOP RIGHT NOW

I just screenshotted your NFT.

You may be concerned about this. In case you are, please read the below:

FAQ:

Why did you screenshot my NFT?

I'm not going to tell you.

Did you screenshot anybody else's NFTs?

You could say I am screenshotting everybody's NFTs, but in the case I am telling you that I screenshotted your NFT.

How are you screenshotting my NFTs?

I screenshot when you post them on your profile.

What are you planning to do with my NFTs?

Have them all.

What do I do about you screenshotting my NFTs?

There's nothing you can do.

When are you going to stop screenshotting my NFTs?

You cannot escape me.

Do I call the police?

No. The authorities will not help you.

What are the consequences of you screenshotting my NFTs?

Be aware.

What if I am ok with you screenshotting my NFTs?

I will make sure you’re not.

If there are any more questions then please consult your NFT wallet by directly speaking to it.

Summary:

I am screenshotting your NFTs.

nta but i did just catch my wife cheating on me

I (22M) caught my brother (15M), my sister (18F), my father (58M), my mother (56F), my other brother (24M), my other sister (12F), my uncle (50M), my aunt (47F), my niece (7F), my nephew (12M), my grandfather on my fathers side (79M), my grandmother on my fathers side (81F/Deceased), my grandfather on my mothers side (92M), my grandmother on my mothers side (92F), my neighbour (34F), my neighbours roommate who is subsequently also my neighbour (37F), their daughter (5F) and my neighbours daughters friend (6F) all throwing a party. I (22M) was not invited to this party, hosted by (50M) and (58M).

(79M), who the party had been thrown for had objected to myself (22M) being invited alongside (7F), (12F) and (34F).

I (22M) believe that this decision, made by (50M) and (58M) was sexist despite myself (22M) being the only (M) not invited. I (22M) successfully convinced (7F), (12F), and (34F) that this was sexist and now (7F), (12F) and (34F) are advocating for (50M) and (58M) to allow myself (22M) into (79M)’s party.